Not Too Much To Say (Why does this keep happening?) But...

CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!! ooh I am so excited! So sometime while out of school I will talk my dad into letting me download pictures on his laptop so you can actually see them! How bout that? :) Also my grandparents took my sister Kathryn to get her ears peirced for her 8th birthday! Me and Megan came along for moral support. Well actually that's a lie as my grandpa talked me into getting mine redone! (In case you don't know...I got mine done when I was 8 but took them out for my baptism and was too wimpish to put them back in cause they were already growing in and they finally just grew in) I also got a haircut for the 1st time in, like, 6 months. So now I look HOT!!! Haha! just kidding I'm not that conceited :$ :) Plus I look the same. Um I think that is it...I'm really sorry I don't have a very good blogging habit lately but I will continue to try and keep it up (remember when I used to have 3 posts a day?) So stay tuned for interesting moments in my life...And watch the piggy dance to my music to the right :) I love him!

NEW OFFICIAL BROTHER&THE SCHOOL DANCE....AGAIN! :)

This will be short n' sweet cause I have to babysit Charlie. So anyway 1st item of business...I HAVE A NEW BROTHER!!! Ok. so he is just a FOOFer but ya here he is...DEREK!!! (however I have not gotten a picture of him yet so sorry!)
Next the school dance. It was really fun! All the brothers were there except for Sharpie cause he decided to be lame. And me and Jennifer and Sara were the only sisters there but it was still great fun! Oh and Gabe is madly in love with my pal from 1st grade Audrey and she is just starting to like him back. He is actually a big romantic softie! He was dancing with her (I do have pictures that will hopefully be on here later in life) and it was SOOOOO CUTE! ok so that's it! Love ya all!

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(Hey Katie! Hot Dang! or Zut! like fondue..Oh and Sharpie...I'M SOOOO CONFUSED! :)

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Oh and happy birthday/baptism Kathryn!!! (My sister)

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Ok so I actually watched this one...

BYU VERSUS UTAH YESTERDAY EVERYBODY!!!! and it was soo intense! That's all I'm gonna say right now Because my ramen is done but ya GO BYU WE KICKED UTAH'S BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO

G.N.O

Ya so my recent events I was thinking about totally reminded me of the song G.N.O by Miley Cyrus so that explains my title. Yesterday me and my pals Katie, Lindsey, Mia, Emma, and Hailey went to go see New Moon...Again. Well Katie and Hailey hadn't seen it but the rest had and let me tell you IT WAS SOOO MUCH BETTER THE 2ND TIME but that also could be I went with people my own age so it wasn't weird to say Jacob is so hot! over and over again :) Me, Lindsey, and Katie bought a large popcorn together and guess who ate pretty much all of it? Ya I did :( But Katie skimmed off the top BEFORE the movie started and then Linds took little handfuls every 20 minutes but I chowed down it! AH I THINK IM GONNA GET FAT! Me and Katie were joking that since Sharpie is gone he's going to come back and be like "who is this fat kid talking to me?" and then he realizes it's me underneath all the blubber/flab :) Then we went shopping around the district for about an hour. Lindsey left with her parents and Emma and Hailey kinda ran amock without us but Me and Katie and Mia stayed at Claires the longest and tried on glasses :) I have pictures to but they will be on slightly later. I also got Katie a lameish present in august for her birthday cause we weren't best friends so she saw bracelets that were really cute so I bought one for each of us that we're going to wear basically all the time and call them our friendship bracelets :) Then we left and me and Katie had a sleepover at her house :) It was sooo much fun! We found out though that I have a really weird/different laugh when I'm laying on my back so Katie and her sister Nicole were laughing at me which made me laugh harder so basically we were laughing for 10 minutes (in my case I was crying too cause I was laughing so hard :) Then we fell asleep after midnight and didn't wake up till quarter to 9 and then ate chocolate chocolate chip pancakes (yum but now I am fat) But it was sooo much fun. THANK YOU KATIE AND MY OTHER PALS!!! :)

HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!

So I don't have a lot to say I just wanted to say happy holidays! Here are some recent things going on...Last night I was monkeying around with my phone and locked it accidentlly and didn't have a pin so I'm blocked out of my phone. This was about 11 at night so they were closed and you have to call customer care for it to work. So I called today and they are closed till tomorrow at 9. GRR!!! So I'm a little frustrated. 2nd my best friend/ilder brother Sharpie has swine flu :( Get Feeling Better!!! He's been out since Saturday night so he should be better soon :) 3rd tomorrow afternoon me and my pals are going to go see New Moon again without adults..Haha I'm excited! Then me and my pal Katie are going to have a sleepover...YAY! So anyway HAPPY HOLIDAYS once again and please don't get trampled going shopping tomorrow. and since Sharpie didn't remember/listen I'll remind you again. DON'T EAT YO BACON! :)See ya

BEST STINKIN MOVIE EVER!!!

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K so my aunt Jill's friend Ginger's work had a preview showing of new moon and so me my mom, mark's mom alvina, and my mom's cousin Laura went. IT WAS SOO GOOD!!! You have to see it even if you weren't planning on it. and I know I'm an Edward fan and everything but OMGOSH JACOB/TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SOOOO HOT!!!!! but I feel bad for him cause like my company last night he has all these girls obsessing over his hotness that are all over the age of 30...I mean EW!

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*sound of me hyperventalating in the background with angels singing hallelugiah :)*
p.s. jill that's the shoulder you said you wanted to bite! :)
Back to reality I think that everything they did wrong in Twilight was fixed in this movie. Oh and guys...there were 18ish of them there and they seemed to like it even though it was Twilight (which me and Jenni Beans were trying to convince our dear brothers of today) So ya STOP READING MY BLOG AND GO SEE IT!!! But here's some more graphics :)

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The End! :)

WOW I've missed a lot :(

1st of all let me say i'm sorry for not having any pictures. Its techically my dad's fault cause he won't let me put pictures on his computer. But HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLIE YOU BIG FAT KID!!! Hee Hee Hee! Oh and also HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MAN! to my other brother named Sharpie, both of whom have the title of favorite guys on the planet! But now I can tell you what me and my pals have been up to for the old man's birthday! I couldn't tell you about it cause I wasn't sure if he would read about it or not. But me and Katie, Jenni Beans, and Lindsey went to Wal Mart and bought all this random stuff for him that he likes. Here is a picture:
Haha he used the blanket we made him as a cape and wore his hat :) Oh ya and Kasey's heads in the pic too :)
But there was a continuation to the gum story that happened the day after and I just didn't feel like blogging I guess...But I had gum again and I was talking to Sharpie (again) but Mr. Shaw walks up by me and I did what sharpie told me to do about being natural and so I totally perfected it and so then I yell YA I WAS NATURAL and Sharpie goes "till you shout-ed" in this funny voice (for sharpie) it was soo funny.
Speaking of funny watch the videos at the bottom of my blog: THE GREATEST FREAKOUT EVER 1&2 PSH
So I guess I will be done now! See ya later!!!

The Gum Incident

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So after lunch everyday Sharpie meets me by my locker cause his class is right next to it and I always have like the eclipse big-e packs in spearmint (hee hee 2/$5.00 at smiths) and his teacher is Mr. Shaw and so yesterday Sharpie said make sure you watch out for mr. Shaw I think he is getting suspicious. So Mr. Shaw is a couple feet away and so I chuck my gum at the back of my locker and it rolls around and makes this huge clanging noise and so Shaw goes what was that? and I can't really say nothing now can I? So I tell him and I guess he didn't really care cause he just turned to Sharpie, laughed, and said she's tellin you your breath smells man! Then he left and Sharpie had to give me this lecuture on acting natural and then replayed the part where I chucked the gum in the locker. Then he decided that he would take a peice of gum to eat in the next period (which is his history i think)There is a wall and then the locker and I stand on that little ledge to get to the stuff I need on the top shelf. So I did that to get the gum and I turn around and Sharpie was laughing cause he can totally see into my locker. Then Jenni Beans did the same thing 5 minutes later while we were talking. So he laughed even harder and we were like don't laugh at our shortness. PSH so yeah Sharpie is probably my favorite brother cause we have some PSH moments. See ya!

bye the way I can't remember what movie this is from but I know I watched it and I laughed the whole time...Is it a cindrella story or sleepover or something else? HELP!

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Got to go I have to eat dinner and play piano some more (oh joy :()

I'M BORED!!!

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How I Smell to Edward from Quiz Rocket!
New Moon Quiz :: Christmas Trivia Quiz
Halloween Quizzes & Halloween Trivia

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not to sound rude but doesn't this guy look like napolean dynamite??

and i know my background doesn't really match but i can't fix it right now. I will asap
and here is me with my new pal the cow : )

OOH...FUN!

Heh. not really as I am sick with the stomach flu (I think cause it's been going around apparently) don't get it though cause I was totally fine yesterday morning...I even went to do baptisms for the dead. Then I came home cleaned all day took a shower and went to bed. Sounds fine right? Well then I woke up at 12:30 with these awful stomach cramps and went into the bathroom and upchucked my guts then went to bed and repeated 3 more times till I fell asleep at 4:00. Gross huh? So yeah hopefully i can go to school tomorrow or I will be sad :( Bye!

Jingle Bells

Ya I'm not blonde enough to not know that is only October but today in TA we went off on this random tangen and were talking about how we are related to famous people and this girl named Whitney who likes to exaggerate was like "ya well my great great great great great great great grandpa invented Jingle Bells" and this kid named Kyle was like "now that's pushing it. When I grow up I'm going to invent jingle bells the rap version featuring Lil wayne." So that was funny and at girls camp we got sweatshirts and I wore mine today cause i've been freezing my butt off these past days in hotsville and so me and jenni beans and some others were talking to sharpie and jennifer looks at me and says "that's a nice sweatshirt...wherever did you get it?" I said girls camp and Sharpie says in an excited voice "ME TOO!" but really he just wanted to be in the conversation so he just said that and so we were all laughing and asking him how he got into the camp and so yeah there is my great day. On thursday I hung out all day with my pal Katie and we went to Iceberg and it was really funny cause we had to walk there and back and I was wearing my coat and we were eating shakes so we probably looked like morons. Then we were bored so I was talking in this really bad russian accent and throwing in some random french words and so we were talking at the same time and Katie shouted sharpie and I was like ZUT! (darn) like fondue! and so it was really funny and we told him today and he was really confused. Now I must practice piano so tata!

FHMS Happenings....

So most of these are quotes by this guy in my pod classes named Dillan. I don't really feel like going into detail so don't expect muhc please.
*So we were taking notes on the duties of the president and Mr. Rudel said that and someone in the back of the room started like quietly laughing and was like Heh...he said duties! and so we all started laughing Mr. Rudel then said "in all my 15 years of teaching no one has made fun of duties of the president" PSH
*Later that period Dillan sneezed really loud and weird and Mr. Rudel laughed and said That is the ugliest sneeze I've ever heard! and Dillan replied THAT'S DISCRIMINATION!!! and so that was PSH
*Before that class period two of my starting-to-become-buddies were talking about CSI and were excluding me and my buddy Emma and so Emma turned to me and said we could probably say whatever we wanted and get away with it. So these are some of the random things we said:
M: I am marrying Zac Efron :(
E: I have 48 hours to live
M: I got mowed over by a truck
E: I have cancer
M: I hate chocolate
E: I bit Dillan
M: I am allergic to guys
Then Hailey and Mia turned around and said So what's up with you guys?? :) PSH
*This actually happened in Larson's class and on the powerpoints for notes about adjectives and things like that one of his examples was...All the girls looked at Jacob Black. and there was a picture of him. Larson told us that a guy in his morning class named Adam told him to edit it so he had one about Megan Fox (who it appears all the guys in my school have grown obsessed with over the summer) and Dillan walked in from the bathroom and said "So what are we doing?" and a guy named Ben said "looking at Megan Fox" Then Dillan sat down and said excellent and sounded like Mr. Burns from Simpsons. PSH
I bought both hunger games books from the book fair. If you haven't read them DO IT!!!
That's it...See ya

Once Again Brotherly Fun

So Kevin and Sharpie won awards for fave brothers of the day. Today is Student Led Conferences and we had to practice our folders during TA today and Jocelyn chose me and Kevin of all people to be her parents :) Don't worry she is adopted A. because she is Hispanic and looks nothin like us B.that's weird and C. THAT'S WEIRD!!!! Don't worry we got a divorce during lunch today :) So ya Kevin grounded Jocelyn for 6 months coz of her math grade. Then we gave her a car. Then today during lunch I noticed a guy that was shorter than Sharpie barely, had black hair, had a white and red shirt one and red sweatpants (though his were vinyl like instead of fabricish like sharpie's) and I told Sharpie about him and he's like "Uh he stole my style!... but is he wearing shorts under his sweats. Which I didn't hear him talk so he like pulled doen his sweats a little to show us and since I missed the convo I thought he was pulling down his heck so I was like WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!? really loud and so all my pals were laughing at me. Then after we eat me and Katie F. and Lindsey go outside and talk to Sharpie and I started walking over to "the other guy in sweats" thinking it was him and Sharpie came up behind me and was like "getting confused?" and I told him "NO I just wanted to make new friends" suprisingly he didn't believe me. So yeah I'm done now...BYE!

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Ok so I just watched the new New Moon trailer and OMGOSH!!!!!!! I NEED TO GO OPENING NIGHT BUT IT'S ALL STINKIN SOOLD OUT!!!! However I could go at 2:45 but its a school night and my mom won't take me! But my mom won't let me preorder tickets for Friday night. GRRR so does anyone have tickets for opening night that could take me??? :) But yeah that's all. Go watch it!!! I think it will be at the bottom of my blog

New and Improved...

So as I am STILL not getting a facebook anytime in the future...I decided to visit the old blog, looked at it, and thought it looked insanely boring. :( So I decided it was time for a little makeover. So I did and now I have to clean cause Kirsten is coming for a late night...So tata!

P.S.

So I forgot to mention I got to choose my french name the other day it's Claire-Michele. P.S. The first e in Michele had a accent mark over it and I have no idea how to type that...Help???

Jenni Beans sent me the freakiest e-mail ever. Augh about Micheal Jackson's ghost. Grr I'm gonna get her sometime soon :)

BYE!

Oh The Joys You Can Have With Your Brothers...

So today was a traumatic day in many ways...
*I found out at lunch today that Kasey who has always kinda been a short kid (no offense to shorties I am one too) HE'S LIKE A INCH SHORTER THAN ME NOW AHHHHHH!!!!
*I didn't figure that out till today cause he's been really depressed cause one of my best friends Emily broke up with him :( But I think he's feelin slightly better
*Me and Gabe have pod classes together so we usually talk to Jenni Beans on the way out of the cafeteria and then continue walking to class on the other side of the school together bumping each other into walls as we go (K so he bumps me into walls WAAY more than I do on account of him being slightly buffer than me) and so then he PURPOSELY bumped me into the guys bathroom...Pretty nasty experience.
*Kevin was confusing by speaking Spanish when he knows I am taking French so I couldn't understand a lot of what he said
*Sharpie didn't really do anything blog worthy today but I have developed a fear of strangers with beards (see next blurb) and I told him that and he's like "so your'e afraid of Santa Claus?" PSH
*So yesterday was my uncle Jon's court of honor thing and so we of course were the last ones in the parking lot of my grandpa's church and he was talking to my uncle Randy and there are some apartment buildings next to the building and there was this really creep-o old man with this really long beard and hair on a bike and he was like making laps around the buildings and he was sooo scary and then I was looking out the other window and I thought the guy went away and then I turned around and he was there so I screamed and I leaned on Megan and she like rollded down the window and then opened the door. AUgh I was mad at her.

But yeah you gotta love brothers...Pariculary the ones your'e not related too :) :)

1st Day of School...Finally!!!!

So I have just gotten back from FHMS and I had so much fun today...Ok so I spent the better half of it screaming and jumping up and down cause I saw my buddies I have not seen forever. Here is my day broken down for y'all:

1st...French with Loughary:
*K so Jenni Beans is in that class with me but she is still in Seattle visiting her brother (what's he got that I don't got? ;) so she wasn't here today
*But Lindsey's friend Rachel is who I am getting to be good pals with
*Loughary seems really nice and I am going to have a blast with him as my teacher
*We have to have French names any suggestions???? How bout French Fries??? :)

2nd...Pre-Algebra with Ronquillo:
*Can I just say YUCK!!!
*She is oober dooper boring and on the verge of meaness
*And she teaches math...SUPER YUCK!
*Karlie is one of my better pals and she's in there

Homeroom...Robinson:
*I stinkin love that man, he is so cool and funny
*Kevin is in that class..Yeah!
*Ugh but he was soo mean to me today cause I didn't know what lunch I had (A with all the sevies or B with 8th and 9th graders) and it depended on my 4th period class and so Kevin asked me what lunch I had cause he had B and I said I didn't know so he asked for my schedule and looked at it and said "well i think you have A :(" and so I was freaking out and was upset and then on the announcements they told us and they said I had B! So I liked slumped in my chair and was like phoo and I looked at Kevin and he's laughing his guts out so I asked him why he was laughing and he said "I knew you had B" Ugh...PSH! (Pretty Stinkin Hilarious) Gotta love that kid
*One of my other buddies Jocelyn was in that class too.

3rd...Gym with Crooks:
*Once again YUCK cause of the subject
*But she seems like a nice coach
*My budddy Chelsie is in that class

4th...Art Foundations 2 with Strang:
*Let me tell ya this lady is a nut job!!!
*Worst Teacher I have but don't worry it's only for 1 semester
*She let us out 10 minutes early for lunch but I had to organize my locker and wait 4 Linds
*There's a really attractive 9th grader in my class

LUNCH:
*Favorite part of all day cause all my pals were together again
*So me and Lindsey were sitting at our table and we noticed Sharpie walking by us who we had been searching for in the line worried that he was in the A lunch and so I started half screaming Sharpie!!!!!!!!! and he just walked past us why we were yelling at him. So he went outside but when we were done we went over to him and tapped him (scared the crap out of him too HAHA) so I was like You are Deaf little boy and he told me that yes yes he was and then we were talking and we facing each other and he was like Ok I am still paying attention but I gotta see if I can see my Friend....Well me I have to jump up and down to see anything but he stood there normally and was able to see over our heads!!! Ugh. That made me feel sooo short!!!
*I waited for Lindsey and we got hoagies together
*It was so crowded with everybody

SUPERHERO POD:
5th...Language with Larson:
*Gabe is in my pod and he bleached his hair...HE IS STRAWBERRY BLOND!! But it was pretty funny cause he was going to a different class before that and he was walking next to me and I kinda glanced over and then thought huh that guy walks like Gabe and then I looked over and it was Gabe and I screamed AAAH YOUR'E BLOND!!!
*He is in a wheelchair (Larson not Gabe)
*Likes moving graphics

6th...Science with Dowdle:
*I really like her she's proably my favorite
*Draws amazingly
*She has a little boy named Peter who only has half a heart thanks to his disease
*she's pregnat

7th...US History with Rudel:
*3rd least fave teacher
*kept saying *gosh*
*we used to call him mustache man cause he has a hulkin one on his lip
*Red white and blue room

I'M BACK!!!

Sorry I've left you hanging for like 3 weeks...my internet crashed and was down for like a week but my dad bought a new modem yesterday so hopefully nothing happens to this one cause you wanta know how bored I've been? No you don't. But...SCHOOL STARTS IN 5 DAYS!!! CELEBRATE!!! These are the most interesting things that have happened here in my life:
*Me and Linds went to the mall and bought oober doober cute clothes
*On Tuesday my aunt Kim kidnapped me and we went to the mall (again) and went to see Harry Potter (again)
*MY AUNT KIM IS GETTING MARRIED!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
*I WENT TO GIRLS CAMP BUT IT WILL BE AWHILE BEFORE I CAN UPDATE ON IT!!!

That's pretty much it so yeah see ya soon!!!

Happy Birthday Dad!!!!!!!!

So it's midnight and me and Megan are exhausted but I must wish a happy birthday to my daddy cause I love him even though he and mom ditched us to go have a party with Jill Jamey Nick and Alvina (Mark's parents) so yeah HAPPY 37th birthday:

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Love ya dad!

GUYS GUESS WHAT?!?!?!

So I just got like the best picture message in all of America!!!!!!!! Guess what it was of? Well a hand with a gorgeous ring on it....that means.....MY AUNT KIM AND MY AWESOME SOON TO BE UNCLE MIKE ARE FINALLY GOING TO GET MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So yeah now I gotta go but I am so excited. Congrats you guys you totally are the perfect match for each other!

Don't Know What's Gotten Into Me...

Cause I don't blog very much anymore. Sad huh? It's not like I have anything better to do. But today I am posting cause I have this random blister looking thing on my cheek that Im pretty sure wasn't there last night. But for Young Womens last night we had to weed for service. (bluck) and so that might've had to do with it. But my mom is taking me to the doctor very shortly cause it's growin. Really Big. Like the size of a nickle. You wanna know what would suck? If I couldn't get rid of it and it took over my face. ew. I actually don't wanna know about that cause it's already super ewey!!! So I have to go bye!

A HOUR LATER:
so I just went to the doctors and I am editing this post instead of making a new one and she said when I was weeding I pulled a weed that can give you blisters and some of it's oils on my hands and I am positive I scratched my face while wearing my gloves. So mystery solved. Tata Buddies!!!

Ya So That Didn't Work Out As Planned...

I was fixing my header of this here blog so that it showed my old mosaic and guess what happened? You'll never guess!!! It didn't work! AH! So now I just put some more flowers on. Sorry FOOFers!
But also today I got to go to the Herriman Beach which is like this big pond with a beach and it's like a couple blocks away from my house and it is SOOOOO MUCH FUN!!! We went today with Jill and Mark's family. Charlie loved the water but he also enjoyed eating the gravely rocks that made up the beach Delicious...NOT! Um but yeah I don't have much to say about it we swam around and got wet. Oh and had a pretty intense splashing fight....Until it started raining. We continued with our plans till there was really big and loud thunder and ligtning combo. Good Times. Not as loud as the one at Oakcrest though. OH YEAH and I developed my pics from Oakcrest so I might get around to posting them. But we shall see. K love ya buh bye!

Well...Summer is SO over rated!!!

True I just like to sit on my butt all day and not have to worry about anything but there is nothing interesting to do and there are no buddies to talk to every day. But I'm sorry I haven't posted lately cause really I haven't done anything interesting. BUT on Monday I came back from 4-H camp and it was way fun except I can't write about it till Monday tops cause I have to get some things from them. BUT I will tell you that we did our tradition of listening to a mix of awesome songs and blasting them with the windows rolled down and dance and sing at the top of our lungs in the car. We also had a awesome dance party in the parking lot listening to those songs during free time. I added some of the best ones to my playlist:
*Holding out for a hero
*Taylor the Latte Boy (but it's a little different :( )
So I will post again when I have something interesting to say BUT till then have fun!

Change Of Plans

So I will have to add the before mosaic when I get home cause now it just shows Jenni Beans and Sharpie. Soooo Until then my patient friends

Baby Grapefruit

That is Charlie's new nickname and like I said the other day we bought him a ball that he loves insanely much that we named Bob and here are some pictures FINALLY! (I'm on my grandma's computer is why it works ;)



and the other day we had a family reunion and I put sunglasses on Charles and look how cute this picture is:

Oh and by the way I had to change my mosaic at the top cause some people thought I was picking favorites..This time I just chose random things so if you think I'm picking favorites SUCK IT UP! JK LOLOLOLOL love ya guys see ya!

Random Stuff

I KNEW A GIRL....

that was so
stupid that....


1. She called me to get my phone
number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box

because it said "concentrate."
3. She put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. She tried to drown a fish.
7. She thought a quarterback was a
refund.
8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
12. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
13. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
14. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
15. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
16. She said "Hello Hannah, what's your name?"


24 WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS!! :

1.follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm crazy"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb a wall.

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20.When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim on the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night.





15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal*Mart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a br@ and a lacey pink th0ng into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."




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Take this advice:

[1.] Everybody has blonde moments

[2.] You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

[3.] The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name.

[4.] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the .T.V.

[6.] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

[7.] You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

[8.] As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

[9.] And.. you were too busy to notice number 5.

[10.] You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no number 5.

[11.] And now you're laughing at your stupidity. Put this on your profile and something good will happen to you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin; man... That was awsesome!

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: walk in without knocking like they live there.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever!

BLAST YOU PARENTAL CONTROLS!!!

So I have decided to never use my modem? computer again cause it's being a turd so I am using my dad's laptop all the time but when it's not logged into my dad's account I have to use the one my dad made for us that has these blasted parental controls on it so I can barely use any websites. and I'm not going to anything bad. Cause like the other day I typed in pbskids just to see what would happen and you can't even go on that and that's like the safest website in the united states of america. So yeah I was going to post pictures of Charlie with his new ball that's like as big as he is that are way cute but I e-mailed them to my computer from my phone and so I would have to save it to the desktop but it won't let me do that either!!!!!!!!!!AAAHHHHH!!!! So we shall see in days to come what's goin to happen. TTFN

BLAST YOU PARENTAL CONTROLS!

Insanely Awesome LIfe

Except for we have no AA batteries for my camera so I only have pictures on my phone and I don't think I have them anymore. WHOOPS but on 4th of July we went to West Jordan with my dad's side of the family and guess who was there? ONE OF MY VERY BESTEST BUDDIE/COUSINS CHRISTIAN!!! Heh he makes me laugh continuously. Sadly he lives in Washington :( Why may I ask do all my bestest cousins my age live at least 3hours away. AH so anyway then we went home and wathced like 2 hours of iCarly. Then we went to my grandparent's where we have our annual Eat BBQ With The Humphreys (My Grandpa's Neighbors Who Have Lived There Forever) and did just that. Ate BBQ and my grandpas homemade root beer which was kind of a weird aftertaste but still nummalicious. Then we watched fireworks that I took pictures and videos of so I should post them on here sometime. Let's see then we went home and went to sleep at 12:30 and woke up at 7:00 to go to church at 9 :( THat' it for a while of insane awesomeness till today where I slept in till 10:30 which is insanely weird cause I never have slept in after 8 pretty much ever before. But I had to wake up cause we went to Sonic w/ my dad for his lunch break and then went shopping at DI and Target. K see ya! Gotta eat dinner. NUMMY ZITI!

Obsess Much?

Ok there are three things I am like totally in love with right this very second:
PEPSI:

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Ya yesterday when my mom had me and Jenni Beans help her at her school she let us have a can of Pepsi and I love it! I had some today and it was even more delicious. FYI yesterday we had to help practice being stage crew for mom's kindergarten program and we had to turn on chicken dance so we were doing it backstage and when you have to link arms and run in a circle we like were tripping over each other and it was so much fun!!! PSH
POP TARTS:

NUMMY IN MY TUMMY!!! (Nuff said)
iCarly:

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Ya it is on alot lately and I have nothing better to do so I've watched a lot of it and OH MY HECK! In the newest episodes Freddie has the freakin most hottest voice in the world. But yeah my fave is the one where they are trying to keep the other people from stealing their iCarly's ideas and they are staying at the crummy hotel and she's says the next person that says Bowels has to sleep in the bathtub! and this hobo climbs through the window and says BOWELS I GET BATHTUB!
LOl so there are my obsessions. See ya later!

OH MY GOSH!!!

So today Charlie said his fourth official word...Anyone want to guess what it was? HANNAH!!! AHHH!!! I told you family back when we called him Cheesie and it was still gonna be 4 months before he got here, that I was going to be one of his very first words. I don't know when he's said his other ones so that's why I haven't posted it but here are his words in order:
* Mama
* Dada
* This
* HANNAH!!!
Ok so my mom has to be a party pooper and tell me that he's just makin noises and saying that but not really knowing what he's saying. But Charlie is the smartest baby I know so of course he's really saying it! What do you think? Hopefully have something interesting to say later. Bye!

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Oh yeah and this is what my phone looks like:

what a stinkin sad movie but good at the same time

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Nummy I want a Pop Tart

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