More Blond Jokes

So I thought that I had already put this on but I guess I haven't so here they are more blond jokes from my twin sissy:
Have fun laughing to death:

blond jokes
A blond went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blond if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


Yell for Help
Three blonds are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out. After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blond says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."


Horrific Accident
A blond had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My Gosh!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blond chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blond began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...." "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."lol

The Circle
A blond has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle

Blond and The M&M Factory
Q: Why was the blond got fired from the M&M factory? A: She was throwing all the W's away.

And yesterday night and 2 hours this morning we went to the drive-in and saw Wall-E and Prince Caspian they were really good though I like Caspian better but that is probably because I am older my 6 year old sister like Wall-E better but maybe that is because she fell asleep halfway through Caspian: Go figure. If you have littler kids go see Wall-E because it is pretty good and Caspian is a little scary but anyway my mom said we could choose a candy and some chips to share and so me and my sisters chose Lemon Heads and Barbecue Lays we brought them back to the cart an dmy mom was like Nice and then she and Dad went and chose another bag of candy and chips since they didn't like our choice so we snacked on chips and candy all night, anyway talk to you later and sorry if you have a heart attack blame my twin sister! :) Just kidding DON'T!

Some embarrising pics

Me and my twin sister who knows how long ago but I look 9 or younger
Me and my sisters this last Christmas waiting to be able to come up and open present
My awesome Easter socks I had to take a pic of
Me and my "Popsy" on Easter chilling and looking cool though I am itching my face
Us at the zoo riding a Tiger? Lion?
At Christmas with our High School Musical Barbie Dolls we got
My Grandpa riding on a cooler in a rental wagon at the zoo last year
My mom's two brothers being dorks also at the zoo
My fabulous parents
My ugly haircut which is looking Ok now

Oh and I added ANOTHER video bar of my aunt's friend who makes the music videos by himself (he is in them) The 1st is the best. Which means one has to go so I am making a poll where you vote which one leaves so please vote this time if no one votes I choose which will be really hard. BYE

Waz Up?

So I haven't been able to blog lately because I have had the most chaotic and stressfull week of my life! No lie this is not a whiny teenager complaining. But anyway I had to sew a dress for 4-H Fashion Revue and I had to finish my country report which I am going to take a second to brag about GOT 99 OUT OF 100 because my questions were too hard which they were 2nd graders I think they were just stupid :) My dress not so great although it turned out cute I got a red ribbon which meant Hannah was out of the running for 1st 2nd or 3rd Sad I know but anyway I have 2 more days of school and I am going to be sad! I love my class, and my teacher, and I might move so I might not see them ever again or not for long. But I am doing a new picture post because I found some sweet pics that need to hit the Internet and to make up for not blogging for almost a week.

MORE MUSIC!

So yesterday I watched Camp Rock with my grandpa sisters and aunt and it was really cool and in honor of this cool show I have added more songs to my playlist! Here they are:

KELLY CLARKSON: NEVER AGAIN: This song has been playing through my head for a week and it is awesome
KELLY CLARKSON: BECAUSE OF YOU: This is my favorite song on her 2nd CD it is pretty
HANNAH MONTANA: ONE IN A MILLION: I don't know why I didn't put this on the 1st time I LOVE THIS SONG
BILLY RAY CYRUS: READY SET DON'T GO: I was trying to find the other song with both him and Miley Cyrus but I couldn't find it so I had to do this one which is pretty good
ANIMAL AND THE MUPPETS: MANAMANA: I know you are a little confused but this song is funny!
KERMIT THE FROG AND MUPPETS: PUT DA LIME IN THE COCONUT: Ditto with above
AVRIL LAVIGNE: WITH YOU: Word to the wise these songs are awesome but they do swear sorry I am trying to find clean edits
AVRIL LAVIGNE: KEEP HOLDING ON: This song is awesome and pretty
AVRIL LAVIGNE: WHEN YOUR'E GONE: Ditto with above
AVRIL LAVIGNE: GIRLFRIEND: This says clean edit but I don't really think it is SORRY
CAMP ROCK CAST: WE ROCK: This song is dedicated to my aunt Mindy that loves this song and waited the whole movie to hear it :)
DEMI LOVATO AND JOE JONAS: THIS IS ME: This is a good song Demi is really talented

That's it oh and if you missed Camp Rock yesterday it is on ABC Tonight at 7

Finally I know!

Hi everybody today I found out what my mom is having..... Drum roll please.... A BABY....BOY!!!! I know I am a little disappointed that is is not a girl but I am so glad I know I am so excited for October! I don't know what we are going to name him but I really like Declan or Riley. Or David :). NOT JACOB THOUGH CAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE JACOB BLACK! EW! But anyway today was Vehicle Day and there was a limo and me and my friends Emma and Kyanna got out of it like movie stars and stuff. So then we were pretending that we were famous and we live in mansions and I will tell you more about and put as much as I can on this post there may have to be another one:

Hannah:
- married to David Archuleta
- yellow Porsche 911 Turbo and a sliver Volvo (Twilight cars)

Kyanna:
- this boy she has a crush on who I dare not say his name :)
- black and red Ferrari

Emma:
- Skander Keeves (The guy who plays Edmund in Chronicles of Narnia)
- Porsche and a Lamborghini

house:
- Kyanna and Emma live in a mansion together and I live next door with my twin sis but together we have:

Numbers:
- 99 pools (we're building another one)
- 66 butlers
- 1,333 limos (1,000 stretch limos, 333 normal ones)
- 19 awards (6 Oscars, 3 Emmy's, 9 Grammys, and 1 gold Olympic medal for Emma
- 8 Sports Cars (2 Mercedes or something of the sort for my twin sis)
- 1 football sized clothes closet
- 2 f. s. shoes closet
- 1 1/2 f. s. accessories closet
- 6 plasma t.v.'s

Pets:
- 4 horses
- 4 chinchillas (duh)
- 10 dogs ( I happen to own a expensive Italian dog named Foo Foo
- 4 parrots
- 4 ferrets
- 1 majestic peacock named Madonna
- 4 sugar gliders

Madonna (the famous one):
- was locked in the back of a Sam's Club van by Emma
- doomed to freeze to death by Emma
- Came out on the red carpet while Emma was posing for the cameras (Their conversation went like this: Hey Brad (Pitt) sorry I'm already taken MADONNA! (in undertone) how did you get out of the truck!) ;)

Brad Pitt:
-On Hannah's speed dial so that he wouldn't feel bad even though Hannah never calls him because she is married to David Archuelta ;) and Brad is married to Angelina Jolie.

Our chant:
- Hair,
Makeup,
Tan,
FABULOUS!

So anyway I have to go and yes I had to type this all but I know we are loons but it made vehicle day more interesting so now I have to strut away with my friends.. BYE!!

Lots to cover... so little time

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Happy father's day all of you wonderful dads.. I had to give a talk about father's in church on Sunday and I was so nervous! My dad said I looked like I was going to cry and he's like so it must have been the spirit and I said "Uh dad seeing as I was going to cry while he assigned people callings I don't think that was the spirit I think I was way scared! Yeah but anyway I watched National Treasure 2 and loved it so much put a video on my blog of my favorite part... In case you cannot read the writing above it it says Enjoy chaps because their in England. i can't remember what else I was going to write so be prepared for another post soon I am probably forgetting something and will remember it in the next 5 minutes Oh yeah who said that someone upchucked on my blog on my poll.... I am not mad I just want to know who said that Please comment and confess please

Music Top Picks

So anyway I have just gotten through redoing my blog and I think it looks Fabulous if I do say so myself, I decided I could only have minium selections on my playlist so I did basically my top picks here is why I chose these songs:
DAVID ARCHULETA: A THOUSAND MILES: I chose this song because I have had the video on my blog Forever which it is still on so you can see that it is HIM playing the piano so there is proof he is a genius.
DAVID A.: YOUR'E THE VOICE: One of my favorite performances of his on American Idol.
CARRIE UNDERWOOD: SOME HEARTS: I love her so much and this is my favorite song on her 1st CD.
CARRIE UNDERWOOD: INSIDE YOUR HEAVEN: I'm glad she won and I really like this song
CARRIE UNDERWOOD: JUST A DREAM: This song is so beautiful and sad at the same time
CARRIE UNDERWOOD: ALL AMERICAN GIRL: Hey that's me :) This is a really fun song and video which I might post on here sometime.
EMMY ROSSUM AND GERARD BUTLER: TPOTO: In case you didn't know I love this musical
EMMY ROSSUM: SLOW ME DOWN: There is no music, just her making the sound.. Cool huh
LEONA LEWIS: BLEEDING LOVE: This is such an awesome song!
CHRIS BROWN: WITH YOU: I really like this song... YES HE SAID BOO GRANDPA
CHRIS BROWN: WALL TO WALL: My friend Makayli and I think this song is really catchy
NATASHA BEDINGFIELD: POCKETFUL OF SUNSHINE: I like this song a lot too
DAVID COOK: DREAM BIG: Best performance of his on American Idol
DAVID COOK: TIME OF MY LIFE: I LOVE THIS SONG
MILEY CYRUS: 7 THINGS: I love this song it is not out yet but you can hear it on the radio and I think it is her best song..it is fun
JORDIN SPARKS: THIS IS MINE NOW: Ditto with Carrie Underwood's winning song
JORDIN SPARKS: NOW YOU TELL ME: Best Jordin Sparks song
BLAKE LEWIS: YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME: You guys probably don't remember him but he was the runner up to Jordin Sparks and this is his best performance
HANNAH MONTANA: TRUE FRIEND: Dedicated to all my friends and especially my twin sis
DAVID ARCHULETA: IN THIS MOMENT: I lied this is his best song by far
KELLIE PICKLER: SMALL TOWN GIRL: Her best song
VANESSA HUDGENS: LET'S DANCE: I like to dance to this song it is very fast :)
VANESSA HUDGENS: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE..: Her best song
KATHARINE MCPHEE: MY DESTINY: I wish she had won oh well she is more famous than Taylor Hicks
KATHARINE MCPHEE: LOVE STORY: Haha this is a funny song
KATHARINE MCPHEE: OPEN TOES: This is her best song I can picture a music video for this song.
ALSO:in case you haven't noticed I replaced the Twilight things with some better ones please comment on my "new and improved" blog and vote for it on my poll. See you later.. Time to get off after my 2 1/2 hours on here :)

Busted!

So I was taking things off of my sidebar when I noticed this new hookup: blog list. I added it because it is so cool, it links to people's blogs, and tells me when they've updated last so BUSTED! you people that have updated 1 or more MONTHS (gasp) ago (cough Nicole and mom) so anway congrats to mindy and heather for posting a day ago.. keep it up! So anyway I found this cute baby thing and I had to put it on here but anyway June 19th I find out what my MOM is having! Yay! Please comment on my sidebar and template as I am tempted to change it. Got to go clean my room, bye!

Mr. Winkle

So I didn't write this on because I was worried that it wouldn't fit, so I am writing it now. My friend Kaiti B. was saying, "Tinkle Tinkle lil star but please not on my head." and so I don't remember what they said but the boys said something about Tinkle and then Emma said something so I raised my hand to tell my teacher something and so I said,"Hey Mr. Winkle..." then I stopped mid-sentance because I was laughing too hard over my mistake. It was SO FUNNY! Also I am rainbow track which means some kids in all tracks are in my class and it was A track's last day (I am C) and my friend Megan brought her camera and she was taking pictures all day. Mr. Welcker and the class were reading a story called Into The Green *Heck, and he was warning us it was kind of a gross book and Megan took a pic of him while he was talking and in the picture he is pulling a gross face. It is an awesome picture I am going to see if I can get Megan to e-mail it to me so I can put it on here but you will just have to make do with this picture that has already been on here before.

Friday Night Laughs

So Friday night we went to Sweet Tomato's for dinner and there was this boy who's pants were like pulled up to the beginning of his stomach and his shirt was tucked in, so I turned to Megan and told her "This is probably what he is thinking, let us see how high I can pull up my pants until I get a wedgie!" Also my mom informed me that I needed more fruits and veggies on my plate. Meanwhile I was eating a big bowl of chicken noodle soup and I had a brain fart and asked, "Isn't chicken a vegetable?" My mom said no and so I asked what it was and she said,"A meat duh!" Then we all started cracking up. Also on the way to Costco my sister Stinkie and I were riding with our dad and there was, on Radio Disney, this girl and she said "Can you please play a song for my cousin's 11th birthday?" and the DJ says "Yes I picked this one out special for you" and it started playing "Waiting for the Heartbreak" and then Megan was humming it and I turned around and asked her "Megan why are you humming 'Where are you Christmas?' because I regret to tell you it is the begining of June!" Also yesterday (Saturday) we were playing this fun murder mystery game and we found a dead guy and I didn't know this but we were supposed to collect a blood sample with this swab so I dragged the swab over him and said "Tickle Tickle". Also on Friday I went to Costco and read the 1st chapter of the New Twilight Book. I am so excited. SQUEE

Tag your'e it

3 FEARS:
Ha there are so many but here are my top 3:
1. Spiders
2. Kidnapping
3. Dying in 4 years :) (I couldn't think of anything else)

3 JOYS:
1. My twin sis, friends, and family
2. Music and books
3. Dancing

3 GOALS:
1. When I die beat the world record for oldest person
2. Either be on American Idol or be a teacher
3. Live by my twin sister

3 CURRENT OBSESSIONS:
1. Twilight
2. Obviously my blog
3. David Archuleta
and so many other things (sound familiar look at the top of my blog)

3 Random suprising facts about myself:
1. In school class I was voted for the most innocent on the outside, wacko on the inside
2. I love the Phantom of the Opera
3. I am, if I do say so myself an excellent drawer and a fast reader

3 PEOPLE I TAG:
These people I tag are the most likely to post it:
MELINDA
EMILY
JOJO
JILL
Ha I know that is 4 but my twin sis most likely won't and I don't want to leave her out of something cool like this:
Ok here are your instructions Post these rules on your blog. List 3 joys, 3 fears, 3 goals, 3 current obsessions/collections, 3 random surprising facts about yourself. Tag 3 people at the end of your post by leaving their names [the original rules said 5, but I'm switching it up to keep it all in 3's]. Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.