I REALLY OWE YA AN APOLOGY!

Life's been a little crazy right now. So that's why I haven't blogged in awhile. Cause Monday I was gone all day and Tuesday I helped my mom my aunt and Mark's mom cook freezer meals and take care of a whole bunch of little kids. Then yesterday I just got assigned to make a catapult so I was up really late doin that and in a few minutes my mom is going to pick me up and take me to the temple celebration practice that is going to end at like 11. So yeah life's crazy but only a week left of school and then I will blog. See ya later!

Ooh The Nerve of My Computer...

So I promised Y'all a post about New Mexico right? Well that is what I came down here intending to do. BUT...So a long time ago I still used my lovely own little profile that I had to log on to when I turned on the computer. Well than the internet went loopy and my whole family was forced to use my dad's profile at all times and places. Well now his internet is going loopy so now I am using my profile and the internet goes SUPER SLOW!!! But it hasn't shut off unexpectantly yet. Sucess. So I will put on a slideshow tomorrow unless something else happens. I am so sorry I keep promising to show it but I don't. But hey if worst goes to worst I am just going to post like 3 pictures a day because I think that will work Ok but we shall see in the morning cause I'm tired and need to add a ton of websites to my favorites. So tah tah!

More Cute E-mails...

So I am watching Sleepless in Seattle with my mom but here are an e-mail then I am going to go downstairs and blog about New Mexico...Swear on my live I'm not crappin you.
1. She makes eye contact and smiles at you.
2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.
3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
5. She says, 'No, I'm not telling you who I like!' with a big smile on her face
6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.
7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.
8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
9. You catch her staring at you.
10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.
11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.
12. She knows your phone number and address.
13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible
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*~*Girls*~*
1. He stares at you a lot.
2. He hits you a lot. (just play hitting )
3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation with you
4. He yelled, 'Hi!', to your mom that day she picked you up from school.
5. He blew off his buds to go see 'Run Away Bride' with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.
6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
7. His voice gets softer ('Hey, you') when ever you two talk.
8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
9. You where invited by him to a group outing.
10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Which makes you laugh even harder.
12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation.
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
14. He every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, ect.)

I Swear On My LIfe I Will Blog About NM This Weekend...

But I am on Dad's lap top and he has none of my pictures on here so I will post probably tonight with pictures! But guess what...KRIS ALLEN WON AMERICAN IDOL!!! WOOOOHHHHH!!!! But yeah I am so excited...His new song and some other random songs from the finale are on my playlist now. I like jumped out of my chair and just clapped so hard. Cause my dad told me that I couldn't scream or be noisy cause Charlie was asleep and he didn't want to get a headache

This Here Is Our New American Idol!!!!!!!!
Heh. Now I am watching American Idol Rewind cause it's the 4th season's finale. And I totally loved Carrie Underwood on the show. K so I promise you I will post very soon.Oh yeah and today in Science we were sitting on the floor cause it was a make up day and we were all done and Kasey kept sayin "Foosa...Hungy" and he was makin himself spit/drool and it was really gross cause it got everywhere and he was trying to eat Kevin. K see ya bye!

New Mexico coming at a later date cause American Idol Finale is on tonight...

So here's a e-mail:
In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking..............
Dart Test...
A young lady named Sally, relates an experience she had in a seminary class, given by her teacher, Dr. Smith. She says that Dr. Smithwas known for his elaborate object lessons.
One particular day, Sally walked into the seminary and knew they were in for a fun day.
On the wall was a big target and on a nearby table were many darts. Dr. Smith told the students to draw a picture of someone that they disliked or someone who had made them angry, and he would allow them to throw darts at the person's picture.
Sally's friend drew a picture of who had stolen her boyfriend. Another friend drew a picture of his little brother.Sally drew a picture of a former friend, putting a great deal of detail into her drawing, even drawing pimples on the face.Sally was pleased with the overall effect she had achieved.
The class lined up and began throwing darts. Some of the students threw their darts with such force that their targets were ripping apart.Sally looked forward to her turn, and was filled with disappointment when Dr. Smith, because of time limits, asked the students to return to their seats. As Sally sat thinking about how angry she was because she didn't have a chance to throw any darts at her target. Dr. Smith began removing the target from the wall.
Underneath the target was a picture of Jesus. A hush fell over the room as each student viewed the mangled picture of Jesus; holes and jagged marks covered His face and His eyes were pierced.
Dr. Smith said only these words.... 'In as much as ye have done it unto the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto Me.'
Matthew 25:40.
No other words were necessary; the tears filled eyes of the students focused only on the picture of Christ.

Dang That Yahoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K so ya know how like 5 minutes ago I posted how I was watching the DWTS finale well right after I posted I went onto yahoo to check my mail and when I click my mail it shows me a little thing about recent news that I can click and read and then click a link to read my mail. Well they not only told me who gets elimanated first tonight. They tell me who freakin wins. GRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus I tried to send them a strongly worded e-mail telling them to knock it off but I don't know who to send it too. Gosh it makes me so freakin mad. Oh my goodness so there is my rant but if they post spoilers about American Idol I am not even going to look at my e-mail at all tomorrow cause I am ticked. No I am more than ticked I am FURYOUS!!! Gosh Dang It K so yeah if you have a Yahoo I recomend NOT CHECKING YOUR E-MAIL AT ALL TOMORROW!! Oh and if you know who to send a strongly worded message too please tell me so I can't rant to them.

New Mexico Post is Hopefully Coming Tomorrow

But today I am going to post about my very tall wedges (pic also coming tomorrow) that I bought for 5 bucks in Colorado when we had a flat tire on the way home (ya flat tire on the way to New Mexico again) but they are super cute but they are so freakin hard for me to walk in and I grow like 5 inches. It wasw way funny cause I went up to Gabe and I was taller than him finally! :) But then he stood on a table and patted my head and said Nice Try Oompa Loompa :) But plus Mckay (whom I now call Sharpie for forever and always) still has like a foot on me even with my humongo shoes. So anyway tonight was the night of finales: I am currently watching Dancing With the Stars. I am hoping that Melissa Rycroft wins. But DWTS really isn't really happy until American Idol is over and I can really get into it without stressing about Tuesdays. Wait AMERICAN IDOL!!!! I freaking hate Adam with a passion cause he's so stuck up and the judges are practiacllay shoutin in our faces VOTE FOR HIM that could be why I'm being a rebel and saying VOTE FOR KRIS ALLEN HE'S FREAKIN DOWN 2 EARTH HE SINGS WONDERFUL and he's kinda cute :P But yeah I have already voted 4 times HAHA None for Adam. K so yeah vote for Kris that's it. Tata

Life...Learn to Love It!

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:_
1) No matter how hard you try, you
can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polk a-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:_
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a rollercoaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:_
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You act like Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS__ (aka the cycle of life)__:_
At age 4 s success is . . . Not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is .. .. .Having money.
At age 50 success is . ... . Having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . Not peeing in your pants..

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh
Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;_
BUT NEVER_forget the blessings that come each day.

Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*

Randomness Pictures/Activities

So on Mother's Day my grandma and my aunts Kim Marilee and Jellie taught me how to make these outstandingly cute batoot hair clips that I love to death! We have pretty much every color except for blue :( They are really inexpensive to make cause you just buy fake flowers at the doller store rip em apart and buy brads and clips that are biggish and wallah. Maybe someday I'll make a video of me making them if you guys want. But yeah here are some of my favorites:







Speaking of Mom's my mom is doin great she went in for surgery and even though I had to sleep at my grandma's house last night she's back and can hold Charlie if he doesn't bounce (which only leaves for when he's asleep ;)
More Food Pictures:

Doesn't this chocolate sploch on my ice cream look like a frog?
Um so I was going to post more but I can't remember anything and I need to get some homework done. So good bye!

Peace Out Homies...Jk LOL :) :p

Lindsey Bit Me!!!

Heh. No that's just what I told everyone. Actually we were playing capture the flag and took one for the team. Um so yeah I need to go now because when I woke up this morning my aunt Jill was here and my parents were gone to the doctor. Now they are currently at the hospital cause my mom has some kind of stones in her gall bladder? But yeah my dad said she was fine when I called him but now I got to go to my grandma's. Bye!

It is SOOO Over Linds....

So today in gym we were playing flag football and I took Lindsey's flag off and she pretended to be mad at me and so we decided to play a small trick on my buddy McKay and pretend to be in a huge fight. Well we were "worked up" over Lindsey not inviting me to her cabin this weekend. So we walked together to Art practicing our fith and then Lindsey went in a few minutes before I did telling Mckay what a huge jerk I was. Then I came in and said Lindsey it is so over I don't even want to look at you ever again! I guess I wasn't that good of an actress because McKay asked if we were having a pretend fight and Linds said no but I started laughing. Then I asked McKay if we were even a little bit of good actresses and he said well I can picture you getting uptight over that sort of thing. I was like what???? and he was trying to fix it by saying that I like show my emotions and stuff while I was sorting through all this stuff with Mark and it was way funny cause he kept messing up and saying stuff that didn't sound nice and is was awesome. But yeah see ya!

Hannahslavakia Conquers!!!

So my country whupped The Kingdom of Megan and Kathryn's butt!!! That was planned though. Um so yeah happy mother's day all you mother's. By the way we Tivoed Journey to the center of the earth and I just have to say Josh Hutcherson is freakin hot!!!! So's Chris Pine but he's like 29 :( Here is an e-mail from my twin sis that I edited a little so it made sense:
*We can't eat pork cause of Swine flu
*Can't eat chicken for bird flu
*Can't eat beef cause it could've been a mad cow
*Can't eat eggs for salmonella
*Can't eat fish cause there could have been water contamination near them
*Can't eat fruits and veggies cause of insectcides and herbicides
*Well guess that only leaves chocolate and ice cream!
*Remember STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS
LOL K so I don't really have anything else to say so good bye!

Oh My Goodness It's Been a Long Week!...

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile I was going to post on Tuesday but I didn't have any time and haven't since then. Since I have so much to post I will just put down random blurbs that most likely won't be in order and so yeah:
*I want it to be next Friday cause even though I won't get to see my "besties family" I will be in New Mexico with my twin sister!!! Yeah I am pretty darn excited if you can't tell!
*So anyway my life has been slightly upsetting to me lately so that's why I haven't posted cause I feel miserable a lot after school. Bleck it really sucks.
*My Friend Jennifer announced that in two years she is going to move to England to be near her sister Michelle who is trying her hardest to get into Oxford.
*So Gabe told her that she had to come back and visit and talk in a British accent and say "Bloody" a lot. Then he asked me if he would get in trouble if he visited the queen of England and asked for some bloody tea. Would he?
*In Science the other day we were gluing together our DNA puzzles and of course me and Kevin, Jennifer, Kasey and Gabe hang out at the same table. Well you know that little white bump on the glue lid that stops the glue from coming out? Well for some reason I thought it was dried glue so I was hacking away at it with scissors while I was talking with my besties and Gabe looks over at me and took the glue away from me which made me mad cause I thought he was stealing it (cause that's what we do) and he was like no wait watch and twisted it and wallah! Glue! It was pretty funny :)
*Speaking of my little brothers they were hiding under the desk one day karate chopping our feet and Kasey was kicking us with Mark's shoes he more or less stole and so we asked them what we were doing (we being me and Jennifer) and they told us they were being lizards so now I only have 2 brothers and 3 pet lizards JK
*My friend in my ward Taylor made up a song to the tune of Just Dance that goes like this: Just Eat It Eat off the floor nummy nummy! :)
*We rented Bride Wars, Madagascar 2, and Marley & Me
*I rated Bride Wars a 6 out of 10 because it was kind of dumb but I liked it ok. It put me in another wedding mood :)
*I rated Madagascar 2 a 8 cause I thought it was hilarious but it wasn't as good as the 1st one
*And Marley and Me was a 5 cause some parts were funny but mostly it was sad and/or boring
*I had to check out of school on Wednesday because I had to go to the dentist and they called me down to the office between 6th and 7th period and I really didn't want to go and me and Lindsey were walking down the hallway and I screamed NO!!! so stinking loud Lindsey said I made her deaf. But I couldn't help it :)
*I am way mad cause Gokey made it one step farther on American Idol and Allison had to go home :( I hope he doesn't make it next week. I mean he is boring and all his songs sound the same except for the scream during his song this week. Ouch! It hurt my ears!
*In Math today we had to split up into two teams for our math CRTs (Children Requiring Tacos :) and our team was The " " Team. To read it properly you just open your mouth and close it really fast
*We ended up winning the game again of course and this guy named Ben (who taught me how to say I am a Monkey King in German) said Dang you! You "auck"in scum! It was so funny.
*And today in Science Jennifer wasn't here so it was just me and my brothers and we were stealing each other's stuff again and Kasey stole Gabe's pencil which resulted to Gabe holding Kasey hands behind his back police man style and put his face against the desk where Kevin's arm was and so Kasey licked Kevin and Kevin was crying Oh he licked me and me and Gabe were like Oh stop being a girl about it and it was pretty funny.
*I decided to make my own country. It's called Hannahshlavkia. :)
*K I think that is it see ya later peeps. Plus I got to go because Megan was being mean and so I declared war on here. Of course I will win so I will see you tomorrow. I just sent her a message saying Bring it on! So see ya later!

Spirit Week: Pajama Day...YES!

And this day concludes the end of Spirit Week. Hope you enjoyed it! Um so today was boring as usual except I think I have a crush on another guy. Seriously I should be like sent to an all girl's school since I am so boy crazy! :) But yesterday while I was eating strawberries...Nummy! This little strawberry was freaking delicious and shaped like a heart so I needed to take pictures off course...




Toodles Buddies!