My life is a movie and you just TIVOed! :]

This will be one of my frequent random posts that has to do with random things not relating to anything else. Such as this:

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The next post will be a combination of the mall/FOOFer party#4! SOO FUN!
Anywho..
-LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THERE ARE EXACTLY 6 DAYS TILL SCHOOL YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Since Sharpie has gotten a phone I've blown pretty much ALL of my texts cause we get going on long hilarious conversations you just have to reply to. Such as these
-Hey! How's my little sister
-When I told him I was converting then dating then marrying Justin Bieber [Cause he seems really nice, he would date a fan, and all the guys around here are brothers, going out with someone else, or GROSS!]
His reply to that was: Take it from your older wiser brother, Justin Bieber is not the she boy thing you really want to marry. I DO NOT APPROVE!
:] Haha OK DAD! [I told him that too many a times]
-The stake dance was a little bit ago but nothing interesting really happened except for
-Kevin actually showing up
-It was Jennifer's first time
-I danced with this super nice hot kid then found out he was a SENIOR UGH!
-That's It! Most the FOOFers couldn't go so it wasn't as fun as usual
-I went with the wedding planner yesterday after leaving earlish from the party to finalize linens which I was so excited about. TOTALLY wish I'd stayed with my friends. It wasn't worth it. I should've tooken Sharpies command to hide in the cold storage with all the wheat :]
-A long time ago in a land far away [Ok I'm pretty sure it was only June 30th] I went to the park with Lindsey Sharpie Charlie and one of my favorite cousins ever Christian.
-We were having fun doing random things
-We went to the park by Lindseys and one of her neighbors Celeste wrote all over the playground CELESTE IS HOT! apparently she's not
-Charlie possibly loves Sharpie more than the FOOFers do cause he kept talking to him and playing with him :]
-Sharpie taught Charlie how to do the monkeybars so the other day at my grandmas she has a bunk bed with bars underneath and Charlie yelled "NANNA!" and showed me how he could still do them :] Cute little kid.
-Then we had to walk home cause my aunt JoNae was going to take me with her to see Eclipse. Sharpie called his mom but she still hadn't shown up when I had to leave so he said he'd stay there. I felt bad but he was Ok with it cause he got to eat a popsicle with Charlie.
-Eclipse was really good By the way!
-My cable offically doesn't work today so I'm pretty depressed I'm not going to lie.
-For 4H every year we make stuff and turn it in so we were there and had fun with my aunt and grandparents Grandpa gave us all $5 so Megan went on this bounce thing that launches you into the air [I have pictures coming] and me and Kathryn got SUPER cute necklaces
-Congrats Megan! She got BEST OF SHOW on her amazing mountain landscape and is going to state fair. I got blue on my picture of Charlie and red on my dress:]
-The other day I was watching Charles as usual and I changed his dirty diaper and went outside to change it but Charlie followed me out and closed the door [with the lock on our door we can go out when it's locked.] So I got locked out! UGH! plus guess where my phone was? INSIDE! So I had to walk to my neighbors, call Jill, and have her bring the key [which she didn't have] so she hacked into my house using a Smiths card. Dude! I will never get locked out again :]
-On a walk with Jennifer the other day we were discussing how we were rebellious in primary. [We used to change the words to follow the prophet so you had to go watch 2 news instead of "the news" and if they asked us to pick a song we'd always say "Once there was a snowman" I know..we were SO REBELLIOUS! :]]So we were imagining Sharpie in primary. We can just picture him with his little scripture case on his lap and his hair slicked down but a peice of hair poking up. HAHAHA [However we told Sharpie this yesterday and he told us he was never like that. :[ ]
-At church they told us that everyone 25ish was named Marie because everyone then was fascinated with Marie Osmond. So Katie turned to me and said "Does that mean all of us have to name our kids Justin?" :] Haha
-Many of you know me and Sharpie were tricked into taking Honors. We had to read a book called FARENHEIT 451 over the summer [Sharpie just barely finished.] and do a report on it. I was too lazy to do it but Sharpie inspired me to finish the paper and I inspired him to finish the book. [We wanted to prove each other wrong :]] This is what happened when I was trying to get it done:
-You have to do 10 vocabulary words/definitions for the whole book
-I flipped through the book fast [Sharpie's idea was just to do the first 10 words in the book] and found the word pratfall. So I wrote that down and grabbed the dictionary to see what it meant. Ready for this?
-PRATFALL: to fall on your buttocks!
-So I decided the teacher wouldn't think that was very appropiate, laughed super hard, and changed to a different, boring word.
-Whilst doing this I learned a new word
-GORP: high energy snack [YAY! IM LEARNING! Sharpie's going to be so proud of me! :]]
-Now my cables gone here's all the movies I have recorded that I now have to buy:
-Letters to Juliet
-When in Rome
-Penelope
-27 Dresses
-Enchanted
-Cars
-Princess Bride
-National Treasure
-Flushed Away
-UGH! anyone have like 100 dollars I can have?
So there you go..See you all soon! [There will soon be a post of just pictures]

P.S. if you any of you can guess which of my favorite songs I stole a line for my title is you win!]

Hahahaha

On his trip to Great Britain, George Bush had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth. He asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?"

"That's easy," she replied, "You surround yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors."

"But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?"

You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button and said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in." When Blair arrived, the Queen said, "I have a riddle for you to answer for me.
Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?"

Blair replied, "That's easy. The child was me."

"Very good," said the Queen. "You may go now."

President Bush went back to Washington and called in his chief of staff, Karl Rove. He said to him, "I have a riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?"

Rove replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine the answer, as no child must be left behind. Can I deliberate on this for awhile?"

"Yes," said Bush, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the answer."

So Rove went and called a meeting of the White House staff, and asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer. So he was quite upset, not knowing what he would tell the President. As Rove was walking back to the Oval Office, he saw former Secretary of State Colin Powell approaching him. So he said, "Mr. Secretary, can you answer this riddle for me? Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was the child?"

"That's easy," said Powell, "The child was me."

"Oh thank you," said Rove. "You may just have saved me my job!"
So Rove went into the Oval Office and said to President Bush, "I think I know the answer to your riddle. The child was Colin Powell!"

"No, you idiot!" shouted Bush. "The child was Tony Blair!"

Slow Dance

This

poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a
New York Hospital. It was sent by a medical doctor -
Make sure to read what is in the closing statement
AFTER THE
POEM.


SLOW DANCE
Have you ever
watched
kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to
the
rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a
butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the
fading
night?
You better slow down.
Don't
dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music
won't
last.
Do you run through each day
On
the
fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear
the
reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie
in your
bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through
your head?
You'd better
slow down
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is
short.
The music won't
last.
Ever told your
child,
We'll do it
tomorrow?
And in your
haste,
Not see
his
sorrow?
Ever lost
touch,
Let a good
friendship die
Cause you
never had time
To call
and say,'Hi'
You'd
better slow down.
Don't dance
so fast.
Time
is short.
The music won't
last.
When you run
so fast to get somewhere
You
miss half the fun of getting
there.
When you worry and hurry
through your
day,
It is like an unopened
gift....
Thrown
away.
Life is not a
race.
Do take it
slower
Hear the
music
Before the song is
over.



FORWARDED
E-MAILS ARE TRACKED TO OBTAIN THE TOTAL
COUNT.

Dear All:
PLEASE pass this mail on to everyone you know -
even to those you don't
know! It is the request of a special girl who will soon
leave this world
due to cancer.

This young girl has 6 months left
to live,
and as her dying wish, she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to
live their life to the fullest, since she never will.
She'll
never make it to prom, graduate from high school,
or get married and have a
family of her own.

By you sending
this to as many people as
possible, you can give her and her family a
little hope, because with every name
that this is sent to, The American
Cancer Society will donate 3 cents per name
to her treatment and recovery
plan. One guy sent this to 500 people! So I know
that we can at least send
it to 5 or 6. It's
not even your money, just
your time

Funny E-mails

NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
7.. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee ....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes
look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13.why is it that all officers are bald/ hairless is it becase the keep all the drugs you find

Maxine on Border Control
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately -- illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ...
....... not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.
* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Yes!
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
HE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ... it creates a hostile work environment.

More Cute E-mails...

So I am watching Sleepless in Seattle with my mom but here are an e-mail then I am going to go downstairs and blog about New Mexico...Swear on my live I'm not crappin you.
1. She makes eye contact and smiles at you.
2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.
3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
5. She says, 'No, I'm not telling you who I like!' with a big smile on her face
6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.
7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.
8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
9. You catch her staring at you.
10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.
11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.
12. She knows your phone number and address.
13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible
?
*~*Girls*~*
1. He stares at you a lot.
2. He hits you a lot. (just play hitting )
3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation with you
4. He yelled, 'Hi!', to your mom that day she picked you up from school.
5. He blew off his buds to go see 'Run Away Bride' with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.
6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
7. His voice gets softer ('Hey, you') when ever you two talk.
8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
9. You where invited by him to a group outing.
10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Which makes you laugh even harder.
12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation.
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
14. He every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, ect.)

Life...Learn to Love It!

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:_
1) No matter how hard you try, you
can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polk a-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:_
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a rollercoaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:_
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You act like Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS__ (aka the cycle of life)__:_
At age 4 s success is . . . Not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is .. .. .Having money.
At age 50 success is . ... . Having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . Not peeing in your pants..

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh
Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;_
BUT NEVER_forget the blessings that come each day.

Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*

Hannahslavakia Conquers!!!

So my country whupped The Kingdom of Megan and Kathryn's butt!!! That was planned though. Um so yeah happy mother's day all you mother's. By the way we Tivoed Journey to the center of the earth and I just have to say Josh Hutcherson is freakin hot!!!! So's Chris Pine but he's like 29 :( Here is an e-mail from my twin sis that I edited a little so it made sense:
*We can't eat pork cause of Swine flu
*Can't eat chicken for bird flu
*Can't eat beef cause it could've been a mad cow
*Can't eat eggs for salmonella
*Can't eat fish cause there could have been water contamination near them
*Can't eat fruits and veggies cause of insectcides and herbicides
*Well guess that only leaves chocolate and ice cream!
*Remember STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS
LOL K so I don't really have anything else to say so good bye!

Scary Sychic E-mail from Jojo

Parentheses are me saying how it is true.
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. (Sometimes) Practical and rigid. (Rigid in gym when we play kickball with the 9th graders) Ambitious. (Gotta get straight A's if I want a cell) Tends to be Good-looking. (Oh yeah ;)Humorous and funny. (People laugh at me a lot but that might be cause I do stupid stuff) Can be a bit shy and reserved. (If I don't know people) Often pessimistic. (um sure wait doesn't that mean negative because I have been being that a lot lately) Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. (Grrr...) Hold grudges. (You better watch out Kasey :) Likes competition. Get what they want. (Usually not tho.) 20 years of good luck if you forward. (Heh. I did so I am going to have good luck!)

History Lesson...Pay Attention

This is interesting if you have not seen it before.
History Mystery
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson..

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

NOW HANG ON TO YOUR SEAT!

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater..

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

WHO FIGURED THIS OUT? (There's Pictures but it's not going to work I can tell you that so if you want to see then you can ask me for the e-mail.

INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW $20 bill in half...
2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below
3) Fold the other end, exactly as before
4) Now, simply turn it over...

What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!

COINCIDENCE?

YOU DECIDE

As if that wasn't enough...
Here is what you've seen....
Firstly The Pentagon on fire...
Then The Twin Towers.
...And now .. look at this!
TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL
Disaster (Pentagon)
Disaster ( Twin Towers )
Disaster (Osama)???

It gets even better 9 + 11 = $20!
Creepy huh?

So yeah that was an e-mail from my pal Lindsey and I thought it was creepy. Oh and I was just paranoid it turns out Katy Parker is my buddy Katie W. that just used a fake last name. Whew! So yeah my day has been uneventful as usual so I will say Ta Ta now...Ta Ta!

Aww...Cute!!!

Thanks Em! Even though this is kind of dumb after my last post I still think it is blog worthy!

Did you know that every
night before you go to sleep
there is one person of the
opposite gender is thinking of you?
They want to kiss you,
they want to be with you,
they are always thinking about you,
this is all true and not fake.

Advice for guys.
When she acts shy - Say I Love You.
When she runs from you - Chase her.
When she puts her face near yours - Kiss her.
When she kicks and punches you - Hold her tight.
When she is silent - She's thinking of how to say I love you.
When she ignores you - She wants all your attention.
When she pulls away - Grab her by the waist and never let go.
When you see her at her worst - Tell her she's Beautiful.
When she screams at you - Tell you love her; But you have to mean it.
When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist.
When she's scared - Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you.
When she looks like something is the matter - Kiss her and tell her not to worry.
When she holds your hand - Play with her fingers.
When she says she's cold - Move closer
When she walks away and looks in the distance - Walk up beside her and talk to her.
When she flirts with you - never turn her down or ignore her.
when its just you and her in the room - Ask her to stay a little longer.
Compliments, Compliments, Compliments!

Girls -
You don't really need any tips.
Just be yourself and let the boy do
the work for once!