More Blonde Jokes

Hi yesterday I went to a sleepover/Birthday party and we stayed up till 3:30. We were telling blond jokes here are some (except I got most of them from the Internet): P.S on my video bar check out David and underneath him watch Humu Huma it is funny at the end. Enjoy these jokes:)

How do you confuse a blond?
Tell her to go pee in the corner of a circular room.

K so a blond walks into a department store, and says to the employee "I want to buy this TV" He says that the store does not sell to dumb blonds so she goes and dyes her hair pink. She goes back, and the guy says the same thing so she goes home and dyes her hair green he repeats what he said. The blond says "How do you know I am a blond I have dyed my hair twice and you say I still can't buy this TV" The employee tells her "Ma'am that is a microwave."

This one is not a blond joke but it is a funny one:
So there are three guys named Manners, Shut Up, and Poop. One day Poop fell down so Manners told Shut Up to go get help while he stayed with Poop. So Shut Up goes over to a policeman and the policeman asks: "What is your name?" Shut Up replies "Shut Up'' The policeman asks "Where are your manners?" "In the road picking up Poop"

So a blond and a brunette go into a cafe to pick up a hot cocoa, the blond says "Whenever I bend down to sip my cocoa my eye hurts , the brunette says "You may want to take out the spoon"

So three boys go on hunting expeditions, one is a redhead, one is a brunette, and one is a blond (of course) The redhead comes back with a cougar, the other two ask where he got it so he says "I followed the tracks and boom I hit a cougar. The brunette comes back with a wild boar, the other two ask where he got it he says "I followed the tracks and boom I hit a wild boar. The blond comes back with a broken neck, the other two ask "What happened to you?" The blond says "Well I followed the tracks and boom I hit a train"

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.
She replies, "Yes."
He asks what she is doing.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats."

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She says, "Meow." The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says, "Woof." The cop says that it is just a dog. The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it. She say in her sweetest voice, "Potato."

There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn't let go and they will both fall to their deaths. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself. At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping.

When a blonde working at the local Taco Bell was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order she replied, "I'm sorry, we only have iceberg."

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who is the oldest?
The blonde, because she's 18.

That's all for now sucks to be you if you are blonde :) Jk Love you all even if you are a dumb blond :)