Jerk

Well today my friend Shyenne called my other friend Jordan a jerk and he said "Oh you just called me beautiful!" She replied "No I did not" and this is what he told her:
A jerk is a tug and a tug is a boat a boat is on water and water is nature and nature is BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!

Well that was so funny that I wrote it down and put it on here so whenever anyone calls me a jerk I can tell them that well Bye!