The Winner

Well so today I was on my blog and noticed the poll is closed and the winner was Claire! Also in my class we were having a contest to find the 4 kids in the class that read the most over March and I got 2nd place! Mr. Welcker asked the top 4 what book they liked the most that he read to us.(I got 2nd place) and I asked for The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton and so he is probably going to pick up the books today and give them to us tomorrow! YEAH!!!!!!!!!! Anyway I am 50 pages short of finishing Eclipse and then I will start writing more book reviews.

Jerk

Well today my friend Shyenne called my other friend Jordan a jerk and he said "Oh you just called me beautiful!" She replied "No I did not" and this is what he told her:
A jerk is a tug and a tug is a boat a boat is on water and water is nature and nature is BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!

Well that was so funny that I wrote it down and put it on here so whenever anyone calls me a jerk I can tell them that well Bye!

Hi

No book reviews for awhile I am afraid. I am reading the Twilight series for the 4th time! VOTE FOR DAVID ARCHULETA!

Esperanza Rising by Pam Munoz Ryan

This is a fabulous book except for the fact that some of it is Spanish. I rate this book 9/10 because some of it I "no comprehendo" but after some of the words that are not English they tell what it says in English, but I almost cried when I finished that book because it had such an awesome message and it had a really good happy ending after all the traumatic events that happen in her life. Well my poll is closed right now but the winner of the poll was: DAVID ARCHULETA!!!!! I knew he would win well today I am going to make a new poll so come back and vote soon after you read Esperanza Rising which by the way Esperanza is Spanish for Hope so if you don't want any Spanish words in the title it would be Hope Rising which is the perfect title for this book well got to go!

Happy Easter

My Future Husband (JK)

David Archuleta ROCKS! Vote for David He is going to win! Sorry bout the boxes on here they won't go away!

LOL E-mail

>> On the first day, God created the dog and said:>> 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes inor walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'>> The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only tenyears and I'll give you back the other ten?'>> So God agreed.>> On the second day, God created the monkey and said:>> 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll giveyou a twenty-year life span.'>> The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty longtime to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' AndGod agreed.>> On the third day, God created the cow and said:>> 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and sufferunder the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer 'sfamily. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'>> The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live forsixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'>> And God agreed again.>> On the fourth day, God created humans and said:>> 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give youtwenty years.'>> But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me mytwenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, andthe ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'>> 'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'>> So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play andenjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to supportour family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain thegrandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch andbark at everyone.>> Life has now been explained to you.>> There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doingit as a public service.

Fablehaven by Brandon Mull

This is such an awesome book jammed packed with magical creatures, good and evil. It sends shivers down your spine sometimes but it is a really good book that I rate 9/10 You should read it!

Sugar Rush

My friend Makayli says that sugar is bad for me because I get MASSIVE sugar rushes! I get really hyper and start bouncing up and down and randomly turn around and run as fast as I can. So my sister gave me a sucker in my pocket and I REALLY wanted some sugar well I got it out and my newly found friend George Jarvis (Jordan) stole it out of my hand and popped it in his mouth because Kayli says that sugar is bad. So anyway I was hanging out with Kayli, Shy, George, and Katie, when we saw this 4th grader walk by. I swear and my friends could testify to it to that he looked like a miniature David Archuelta! Complete with the little jacket. So we were all like "Can we have your autograph? Where do you live? Sing us a song David!" Well that kid gave us the most terrified look I have ever seen and turned around and ran. Then I was telling Mom about him at the book fair then I turn around and guess who was standing there? That's right Mini David! At the book fair I got Fablehaven.

Whoops

Um that pic of me and my twin sis that I said was us being proper ladies, well I unintentionally lied my twin sis reminded me we were being giraffes. Who knew?

The Crackpot E-mail

This is an e-mail I got today enjoy:
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots; each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.One of the pots had a crack in it, while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water.Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. 'I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house.'The old woman smiled, 'Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?''That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them.''For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table.Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house.'Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding.You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.SO, to all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!

I am Bored

This is me and my friends (minus Katie) at my 11th b-day partyThis is me in my new Cadillac convertibleThis is me and Dad at the hoedown
This is me,my twin sis and her brother Lane and my cousin MorganThis is me and my sisters on Halloween, I was a 50's girl

This is me at the zoo pulling faces This is me pretending to be a chipmunk at the zooThis is me and my twin sis pretending to be proper ladies This is my "ex-friend" Mr. Welcker at the hoedown
These are my friends Makayli and Shy-Shy when I was in charge of the camera Well that is all for now TTFN

Tag You're it

So my uncle's friend's wife Heather tagged me to play this game here it is:
The rules:1. Grab the closest book with at least 123 pages.2. Turn to the 123rd page.3. Find the fifth sentence.4. Post the next three sentences on your blog.5. Tag 5 other people.
Here is mine, it is from Our Only May Amelia by Jennifer L. Holm:
The bogs are on the Nasel upriver maybe three miles away. Kaarlo is skipper. Kaarlo says this weather is so awful I can't see a thing on the river.
I am going to tag JoJo, Jill, Mom and , Emily, plus Melinda (sorry Mindy you are the only person left cept for Kayli and her computer does not work) :) Have fun!

More Blonde Jokes

Hi yesterday I went to a sleepover/Birthday party and we stayed up till 3:30. We were telling blond jokes here are some (except I got most of them from the Internet): P.S on my video bar check out David and underneath him watch Humu Huma it is funny at the end. Enjoy these jokes:)

How do you confuse a blond?
Tell her to go pee in the corner of a circular room.

K so a blond walks into a department store, and says to the employee "I want to buy this TV" He says that the store does not sell to dumb blonds so she goes and dyes her hair pink. She goes back, and the guy says the same thing so she goes home and dyes her hair green he repeats what he said. The blond says "How do you know I am a blond I have dyed my hair twice and you say I still can't buy this TV" The employee tells her "Ma'am that is a microwave."

This one is not a blond joke but it is a funny one:
So there are three guys named Manners, Shut Up, and Poop. One day Poop fell down so Manners told Shut Up to go get help while he stayed with Poop. So Shut Up goes over to a policeman and the policeman asks: "What is your name?" Shut Up replies "Shut Up'' The policeman asks "Where are your manners?" "In the road picking up Poop"

So a blond and a brunette go into a cafe to pick up a hot cocoa, the blond says "Whenever I bend down to sip my cocoa my eye hurts , the brunette says "You may want to take out the spoon"

So three boys go on hunting expeditions, one is a redhead, one is a brunette, and one is a blond (of course) The redhead comes back with a cougar, the other two ask where he got it so he says "I followed the tracks and boom I hit a cougar. The brunette comes back with a wild boar, the other two ask where he got it he says "I followed the tracks and boom I hit a wild boar. The blond comes back with a broken neck, the other two ask "What happened to you?" The blond says "Well I followed the tracks and boom I hit a train"

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.
She replies, "Yes."
He asks what she is doing.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats."

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She says, "Meow." The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says, "Woof." The cop says that it is just a dog. The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it. She say in her sweetest voice, "Potato."

There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn't let go and they will both fall to their deaths. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself. At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping.

When a blonde working at the local Taco Bell was asked to put minimal lettuce on an order she replied, "I'm sorry, we only have iceberg."

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who is the oldest?
The blonde, because she's 18.

That's all for now sucks to be you if you are blonde :) Jk Love you all even if you are a dumb blond :)

Ex- Friends

So today I was standing over at my friend Makayli's portable at recess which is a pretty short distance from mine. Mr. Welcker came out of my portable and I yelled "Mr. Welcker HI!" He did not do anything so I walked over to him and I said " I said hi to you and you did nothing so I am through with this.. This being nice business" He said "Fine cause I am not on speaking terms with you anymore" End of recess. Then we were inside and my desk is right by the whiteboard and so I say with as much venom as possible. "Hello ex-friend" and he pretended to cry and he was like "Think of all the things I have done for you" and I said "Name One" and he said "I gave you a delay" and I said "that is what tore this friendship apart" and he started to laugh. Hey guess who got a 39 word per minute on their typing test instead of the minium 27. That's right Mwa I dont know how to spell that so just play along. So that is the story of my ex-friend. Bye

Flipped by Wendinlin Van Draanen

This is such an awesome book especially for kids my age. It is told from different points of view. One side is Bryce Loski, the other is that of Julianne Baker (Juli) It is basically a story where Juli likes Bryce in 2nd grade when he moves in and he does not like her. Then in 6th or 7th grade Bryce likes her and she is over him. It is a really good book and it is really funny too so I rate this book 10/10. Go get it and read it (Oh and if you don't know what to get me for my b-day or Christmas, this is on the list :) )

My Twin Sister's Funniest Blonde Joke E-mail

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . ... .. .. .
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box." LOL To all you blondes