This Makes Me Wanna Pee!

I love Ikea so much I want to hug it until it crumples into a little bean-shaped ball and then I'll plant it in the ground and watch it grow into a fragrant flower then pluck it and sniff it and feed it to a cow that I'll then milk and make ice cream and scoop it up onto a cone and smash it in my face I love it that much.
COPYRIGHT SERIOUSLY SO BLESSED [Go read it it's hysterical but this is my favorite post yet ;]]

School's a comin! Very soon Promise!