Can You Say PARTAY!?!?

So first things first SHARPIE'S HOUSE! [or FOOFer party #3 depending on how you look at it]
-We originally planned to go to Sharpie's then the beach then I would leave early
-My grandma volunteered to watch Charlie so I could go earlier with the rest of my friends and so she took me over there...We had to get Lindsey, Then Kevin, then found Gabe lingering at Kevin's so we had to bring him too...It was like a clown car!
-We were the first ones there and we met Sharpie at the park by the Cove where he lives.
-Jennifer came a little bit after us and then there was Derek we were waiting for [Of Course. ;]]
-We sat there talking FOREVER and then Sharpie ran to his house to get a volleyball
-It was Sharpie, Jennifer, and Kevin against Me, Linds, and Gabe [We totally won...Wink Wink]
-Then it started sprinkling we kept playing cause we were STILL waiting for Derek. THEN IT STARTED POURING LIKE 2012!!!! IT WAS INSANE! Plus Sharpie lives CLEAR up the cove so we walked fast. Till we realized we were soaked anyway so me and Lindsey made a point to jump in every puddle we passed. Eventually Sharpie's mom showed up :] YAY!
-First Sharpie took us on a tour of his HUGE superclean house [It was like touring a model home except there were pictures of your big brother everywhere...They were fun to look out. He was a cute kid]
-His room is completly decked out in BYU complete with Blue tan and white walls and a BYU vinyl logo..Haha! I'm offically redoing my room!
-We decided to work on our movie list and watch Sharpie's favorite movie of all time: REMEMBER THE TITANS! We kept getting distracted though so Sharpie says I have to watch it with him again until I can sit through the whole thing :[
-Gabe was rummaging in the closet when he came across a bell..Gabe+a bell=ANNOYING! So of course me Lindsey and Sharpie take off after him. We eventually got it away from him but in the process somehow me and Linds cut our fingers on the roundish bell [?] We didn't even notice..Sharpie noticed Lindsey's then Mine. We still have no idea how this happened.
-Right after this Gabe coincedently had to go home :[
-Sharpie has a sport court underneath his basement and so we went down there for awhile and shot hoops and lounged around [me&Lindsey were more fascinated with sitting on the ground and making wet butt marks :]]
-Kevin found some Nerf guns and he and Sharpie had a war with Sharpie hiding behind the window in the basement [See last post] to Kevin shooting him.
-Then we hid from Sharpie cause he went upstairs to get some food. We all hid in one little corner when POW! a flash of red hair comes and hugs me...Confused? So was I! Turns out it was DEREK!
-Then Sharpie found us and we were messing around in his cold storage which is pitch black and formed in an L shape. Perfect for Sharpie to come around and repeatedly scare the crap out of me and Lindsey!!!
-Then Sharpie had to show Derek [the Ute fan] his room. Derek didn't want to see so Howerd simply takes Derek and Chucks him over his shoulder..Derek's face. Priceless.
-We went back upstairs for a minute cause Erinn came! Then we ate some lunch and I had to leave [Though Sharpie offered to hide me in the cupboard under his island that I could definatly lay down in.]
-Off to the wedding planners which I already said was not worth leaving so that's about all I have to say on the manner :[

I LOVE MY FOOFERS, THEY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS. GLAD I HAVE THEM FOREVER AND EVER. THE END! :]

Pictures from the mall and Sharpie's House :]

TOMORROWS MY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL! so I decided to post some pictures from last week finally :] I meant to yesterday but me, Katie, Lindsey, Sharpie, and Erinn went to the school then went on a walk to the big house on the hill and went to watch Krysteen play tennis for the high school. WHEW! BUSY! Here ya go:

Me, Lindsey, and Emma at the mall....Had a blast but we really suck at taking pictures in the photo booths. This was the best one I think. [the black and white one...The other one is just us messing around]
Blog about FOOFER PARTY #3 SOON BUT HERE'S PICS!
Sharpie carrying Kevin...Again
Sharpie in the window right before he got shot with a Nerf by Kevin
See?
Chillin out [Gabe was there but he didn't want his pic taken so if I'm in these he's behind the phone. and Erinn showed up right before I left so she's not in these :[ Same with Derek but he came earlier than Erinn]
Kevin and Beans

AW! I LOVE US! :]

THE COMPUTER IS READING MY MIND!

Quizzes Girls Games

Has this song not been sung for the past 3 months?

Quizzes Girls Games

Is this song not on my playlist?

Quizzes Girls Games

Am I not out of texts cause of long conversations with Howerd?

Quizzes Girls Games

Is this not true? [Haha I love the girls faces...It's like seeing Taylor Lautner!]

Quizzes Girls Games

Is blue not my favorite color?

Quizzes Girls Games

Is this not my favorite ice cream flavor?

Quizzes Girls Games

HAHAHAHHAHAHA Is this not what I told Sharpie was the only rating I could watch?

Quizzes Girls Games

Isn't this fun?

Quizzes Girls Games

Am I not more fun than your average cucumber? ;]

P.S.

JUST GOT MY SCHEDULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO EXCITED FOR SCHOOL!!!!!!!!
The only sucky things are
-I have 1st period gym
-I know no one in my seminary
-My locker is in gym hallway :[ BLECK #2 UNDESIRED HALLWAY!
-Not a lot of friends in classes
-Rudel and Loughary have DISAPPEARED!
-So did Mr. Shake...Who are we supposed to make fun of now? ;]

GOOD THINGS!:
-Just found out I have gym with Hannah and Erinn! Yay!
-At least my locker has a pretty view [The wall behind it are just windows
-Guys have to walk past it to go to the locker room :]
-"Grandma" Heather's in 2 of my classes
-Sharpie's in 3 1/2 classes with me
-I haven't gotten a hold of lots of people so who knows? A ton of my pals could be in my classes and it will be a brilliant surprise!

Does anyone know how to make a book out of your blog? I've heard of it but never acutally seen one. Comments anyone? Thank you!

My life is a movie and you just TIVOed! :]

This will be one of my frequent random posts that has to do with random things not relating to anything else. Such as this:

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The next post will be a combination of the mall/FOOFer party#4! SOO FUN!
Anywho..
-LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THERE ARE EXACTLY 6 DAYS TILL SCHOOL YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Since Sharpie has gotten a phone I've blown pretty much ALL of my texts cause we get going on long hilarious conversations you just have to reply to. Such as these
-Hey! How's my little sister
-When I told him I was converting then dating then marrying Justin Bieber [Cause he seems really nice, he would date a fan, and all the guys around here are brothers, going out with someone else, or GROSS!]
His reply to that was: Take it from your older wiser brother, Justin Bieber is not the she boy thing you really want to marry. I DO NOT APPROVE!
:] Haha OK DAD! [I told him that too many a times]
-The stake dance was a little bit ago but nothing interesting really happened except for
-Kevin actually showing up
-It was Jennifer's first time
-I danced with this super nice hot kid then found out he was a SENIOR UGH!
-That's It! Most the FOOFers couldn't go so it wasn't as fun as usual
-I went with the wedding planner yesterday after leaving earlish from the party to finalize linens which I was so excited about. TOTALLY wish I'd stayed with my friends. It wasn't worth it. I should've tooken Sharpies command to hide in the cold storage with all the wheat :]
-A long time ago in a land far away [Ok I'm pretty sure it was only June 30th] I went to the park with Lindsey Sharpie Charlie and one of my favorite cousins ever Christian.
-We were having fun doing random things
-We went to the park by Lindseys and one of her neighbors Celeste wrote all over the playground CELESTE IS HOT! apparently she's not
-Charlie possibly loves Sharpie more than the FOOFers do cause he kept talking to him and playing with him :]
-Sharpie taught Charlie how to do the monkeybars so the other day at my grandmas she has a bunk bed with bars underneath and Charlie yelled "NANNA!" and showed me how he could still do them :] Cute little kid.
-Then we had to walk home cause my aunt JoNae was going to take me with her to see Eclipse. Sharpie called his mom but she still hadn't shown up when I had to leave so he said he'd stay there. I felt bad but he was Ok with it cause he got to eat a popsicle with Charlie.
-Eclipse was really good By the way!
-My cable offically doesn't work today so I'm pretty depressed I'm not going to lie.
-For 4H every year we make stuff and turn it in so we were there and had fun with my aunt and grandparents Grandpa gave us all $5 so Megan went on this bounce thing that launches you into the air [I have pictures coming] and me and Kathryn got SUPER cute necklaces
-Congrats Megan! She got BEST OF SHOW on her amazing mountain landscape and is going to state fair. I got blue on my picture of Charlie and red on my dress:]
-The other day I was watching Charles as usual and I changed his dirty diaper and went outside to change it but Charlie followed me out and closed the door [with the lock on our door we can go out when it's locked.] So I got locked out! UGH! plus guess where my phone was? INSIDE! So I had to walk to my neighbors, call Jill, and have her bring the key [which she didn't have] so she hacked into my house using a Smiths card. Dude! I will never get locked out again :]
-On a walk with Jennifer the other day we were discussing how we were rebellious in primary. [We used to change the words to follow the prophet so you had to go watch 2 news instead of "the news" and if they asked us to pick a song we'd always say "Once there was a snowman" I know..we were SO REBELLIOUS! :]]So we were imagining Sharpie in primary. We can just picture him with his little scripture case on his lap and his hair slicked down but a peice of hair poking up. HAHAHA [However we told Sharpie this yesterday and he told us he was never like that. :[ ]
-At church they told us that everyone 25ish was named Marie because everyone then was fascinated with Marie Osmond. So Katie turned to me and said "Does that mean all of us have to name our kids Justin?" :] Haha
-Many of you know me and Sharpie were tricked into taking Honors. We had to read a book called FARENHEIT 451 over the summer [Sharpie just barely finished.] and do a report on it. I was too lazy to do it but Sharpie inspired me to finish the paper and I inspired him to finish the book. [We wanted to prove each other wrong :]] This is what happened when I was trying to get it done:
-You have to do 10 vocabulary words/definitions for the whole book
-I flipped through the book fast [Sharpie's idea was just to do the first 10 words in the book] and found the word pratfall. So I wrote that down and grabbed the dictionary to see what it meant. Ready for this?
-PRATFALL: to fall on your buttocks!
-So I decided the teacher wouldn't think that was very appropiate, laughed super hard, and changed to a different, boring word.
-Whilst doing this I learned a new word
-GORP: high energy snack [YAY! IM LEARNING! Sharpie's going to be so proud of me! :]]
-Now my cables gone here's all the movies I have recorded that I now have to buy:
-Letters to Juliet
-When in Rome
-Penelope
-27 Dresses
-Enchanted
-Cars
-Princess Bride
-National Treasure
-Flushed Away
-UGH! anyone have like 100 dollars I can have?
So there you go..See you all soon! [There will soon be a post of just pictures]

P.S. if you any of you can guess which of my favorite songs I stole a line for my title is you win!]

Youth Conference...Only a month late ;P

But first of all man that picture of me on the post with our rings. DON'T LOOK AT ME! I look like Nanny McPhee complete with horror teeth and a unibrow! Stupid Lighting! so just look at the rings and my friends and you're eyes will be spared. Thank You.

YOUTH CONFERENCE 2010! YAY! Here's what happened:
-First of all it was early and we got split into TEAMS! AH! NO KATIE! GRR :[ But it turned out ok cause our RED TEAM [Girls screaming hysterically and crying..Guys too] was SOOO much better than her ORANGE TEAM [BOO!] The other team was the BLUE TEAM but we didn't have a lot to do with them ;]
-We all had to do a service project and my team got assigned to work on the trees on the road by the cemetery. OOOH!
-Our arborist helpers were named Ty and Jake and they were really funny! [Though I don't think Ty the older 50ish man was trying to be.]
-Such as before we started and he was telling us about the missionary experience he had making tree rings with us when HELLO! We told him we were already Mormons!
-He was dressed in cowboy boots/hat/and a Huge deadly looking belt buckle complete with a handlebar mustache
-He had a lecture on "the spirit of the trees" Heh Pocahantas anyone?
-BUT WAIT! whilst lecturing he's sitting there stroking/petting/rubbing his hand with this pine tree! It was really funny!
-P.S. in my group were Dallin who's really quiet, Canyon who's hysterical, and Michelle who's also really funny and also Jennifer's gorgeous sister.
-Me and Michelle were also assigned to take plier things and clip the suckers from around the tree [There like little trees but they're really called sucker promise!]

Our team name was the BEE'S KNEES! our cheer was us beatboxing with Canyon rapping: WE ARE THE BEES KNEES
WE DO WHAT WE PLEASE
WE BLEED RED AND BLACK
WE'LL STING YOU LIKE A BEE ATTACK!
Our motto was: PRETTY LEGIT! :]

-Then we finally ate lunch then headed up to our campsite at Payson Lakes.
-On the way up we had a blast kidnapping Ryley from the blue team and talking and laughing during the hour and a half or so drive up.
-The bishopric/priesthood pulled TONS of pranks on us! I've learned never to trust them :]
-They told us that there was Neebo jail right over the hill and they had heard that there was an escaped convict on the loose. The bishop was in on it apparently cause when he came up late he gave us "updates" So that night when we went around the bend to have a late night potty stop we were FREAKED out! [In the end turns out there's not even a Neebo jail just the mountain, and thus NO escaped convict]
-One night all the girls were in our big tent late at night when we heard these strange noises so we were quiet and listend for a minute. We were all guessing what it was and Ryley and Michelle decided that the best thing it could be was a Woodpecker.
-The thing was horrible persistent so we were getting annoyed and went on with our conversations. Ryley and Michelle are really good at accents so they were talking in all sorts. Then the "woodpecker" came back so they started talking in a chinese accent and were like "You want some beef and broccoli? Chow Mein? We have crunchy noodles!" and what not and Ryley kept adding up the totals and said to pull up to the second window. Then Michelle froze and said "OH MY GOSH! If that's the escaped convict, we just invited him in for Chinese!!!"
-The thing STILL wouldn't go away so we kept yelling at it. The bishop came over to yell at us for being too loud and he asked what was wrong, so we told him about the woodpecker and he couldn't see anything so he told us to stay in the tent whilst he looked around [That freaked us out for the first time thinking the bishop thought something was wrong!] Then he started talking and was like "I think I found some sort of really big animal bed!" THEN he yells "CURTIS! [Bro.Waite] CAN YOU COME HERE!?! which freaked ME out the most if he was calling in for backup. Then the bishop said "K girls come here very slowly and quietly." which made me think it was a deer. Then this bush started shaking which made us all laugh cause we were like "BROTHER STRONG!" and he came out with this can with a ziptie in it.
-The guys apparently got more freaked out then us and Braden like jumped on Canyon in there tent and was like DUDE THERE'S A BEAR! but Canyon was too tired to do anything about it. So the priesthood was teasing them about freaking out because the girls "just kept inviting me for Chinese!" :] Haha more proof that girls rock!
- We had to do an obstacle course blindfolded where your team had to help you pick up fruit snacks off cones without touching them or popping balloons or giving into temptations from other teams.
-I picked up every single bag of fruit snacks and was almost done when Brother Waite came over and said "Hannah you're doing great but your pockets are overflowing why don't you let me take those for you and I'll give them back in the end" Bro. Waite is the 2nd COUNSELOR I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST HIM! but then he stole my fruit snacks, laughed, and ran away :[
-and so began the whole camp calling him El Deavlo [I can't spell in English let alone Spanish, but it just means the Devil]
-Then the last night we were all kicking it by the campfire until past midnight so Sis. Holly [Holly's her first name but that's what we always call her] said "Hey! It's time for bed cause the devil comes out at midnight!" and I without thinking blurted out "But Brother Waite's already over here!" so everyone laughed and I felt kind of bad cause I didn't mean to say it but then Bro. Waite came over and gave me a high 5 whilst laughing hysterically and hasn't really mentioned it since so I think I'm forgiven.
-While up there we had to pass around a coin named Suzy without being caught and slip it into someone elses pocket. Then whoever got it when we sang Where oh where or where is Suzy then they had to sing a song.
-We had to do this thing where you found objects and had to match them with a topic from the strength of youth. One of them was a tongue which obviously meant language. However the bishopric team FAILED! the whole thing! cause they pretty much thought too hard about things. For the tongue they did DATING! AGH! In their defense it's "cause when you kiss you don't want tongue!" Oh my! That's my bishopric! :]
-Then Bishop stole the tongue and the next Sunday when Bro. Waite went up to the pulpit to conduct he found the tongue on the pulpit! :] We all laughed really hard and the rest of the ward thought we were nuts!

AND THAT IS THE HIGHLY EDITED VERSION OF YOUTH CONFERENCE 2010! LOVED IT!

Then when we got back I had 2 texts from Sharpie saying he finally got a phone! But he was too stuborn to send long texts so I called him to yell at him and we sat there talking for 47 WHOPPIN MINUTES! MAN! My favorite part of the whole convo was when I told him about the Chinese food and he was like "Oh yeah? I can top that!" and said "Well when I went to Youth Conference we went to Camp Williams and there was a random weed patch we weeded." which made us both laugh SO HARD! Plus I brought it up the other day and he told me he did top that cause I laughed so hard he thought I was going to choke. :]

And there is one of the longest posts ever. Hope you liked it!

ON THE NEXT EPISODE...DUH DUH DUH...
Hannah goes to the park with strange teenagers
Hannah goes to the mall with different strange teenagers
Hannah goes jobshadowing with a wedding planner tomorrow [SQUEAL!]
Hannah loses her cable [NOOOOOO!]
Hannah becomes depressed
Hannah gets HILARIOUS texts from the best big brother ever!
Hannah finally gets around to blogging about the 50 other camps shes been to
Hannah discusses her top 10 fave songs ever
Hannah goes to the fair
Hannah needs to buy movies
Hannah gets locked out of her house and has to call in backup
Hannah and Jennifer lightly make fun of Sharpie as a youth
Hannah finally does her homework
Hannah unintentionally makes that homework innapropiate and has to redo some of it
Hannah learns a new word
Hannah falls in love with Justin Bieber but her big bro disaproves

DUN DUN DUN STAY TUNED! :]