It's Friday Friday...

&I have pictures!

Me and Emma were "recycling" Love my stylish hall pass stash?

Jennifer the Hobo and Sharpie the Jail bird :] Who woulda thunk?

Jennifer&Sharpie in the photo op

Jennifer and her scandalus mexican man

Sharpie and his bazillion hats

Sharpie being geeoteened [I'm not gonna try spelling that one!]

Me And My Delinquent Ways...

• So I was going to put some pictures on here of super simulation BUT my phone got taken away by the evil Ms. Zdunich [The VP] and I don't get it back for about 4 or 5 hours :[ It's been almost 24 hours and I AM EXPERIENCING HORRIBLE WITHDRAWALS! I only had it out for 20 seconds to call Jennifer to see where she was, and who guessed that the hallway is not the place to make said phone calls :/
• There is a garbage can across the way from my locker but it's right next to the open archway of the boys bathroom. BUT Gabe gave me this gum that was nasty so after yelling "IS ANYBODY IN THERE!?" I ran and spit it out. Jennifer says there was probably a silent pee er I ran into. NO.
• I'm not supposed to have gum. OOPS!
• Me and Sharpie had a blast in super simulation again. This time we just helped the convicts escape the jail through the back door since their was cops everywhere!
• We both got arrested like 3 times and we just had a massive jailbreak :]
  
• Then we ran from Erinn's classroom to Tyler's about 8 times, which requires going from one side of a pod, down the "secret hallway" and to the other side of that pod..FUN FUN!
• We bought tattoos with our black market money and played in the drinking fountain trying to put them on. Sharpie's not the best at this so needless to say there was water EVERYWHERE!
• And I really need to blog about the details of the zoo.

Hopefully the cops don't find me.

&Then there was totally like. This guy.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA! I was reading my blog from 2 years ago and can't believe the changes I went through! Anytime it talked about my current family I laughed my guts out. See the title up yonder? That's how I typed....All the time. About Gabe. And Kevin. And had like a sentence and a half about this Mckay fellow. It amazes me how fast time goes by and how close you can get with the people you think you'll never look at twice:

Why just today:

• Gabriel offered me some gum. It tasted like crap. I think he knew it too.
• Super simulation:

Is this french thing we have to do. Me and Sharpie were supposed to work in the market since I have pretty amazing haggling skills. But we ended up being in charge of guarding the jail [I think Mr. Jensen just didn't want me around.] So all the little kids in jail wanted to get out right? We told them if they gave us euros and pesos we'd let them out [That's what you use to buy things] Then we spent all their money on penguin stickers and this horribly disgusting Mexican candy.

• I'll have to upload the pictures sometime but Me and Sharpie drew MONSTROUS pictures of each other in French. They were....Beautiful? You'll have to see them to know what I mean.
• I told Gabe about our jail guarding skills and he made my day by saying "Yeah. There is nothing better than corrupted officials." :]
• We played night games the other day but I was only there for about 45 minutes but just that short time with these children can make me happy for literally weeks. I LOVE THEM [Even though you're probably sick of hearing about them...]
• Derek forced me to jump on his back. I think I broke it
• I was swinging in the baby swings with Jennifer again and I asked Erinn to push me since I have wittle legs. Then Sharpie sat on me and now I have indents on my butt :]

THE END!

The Escapades of Fort Herriman PICTURES!

Here's just the pictures and a few snippets here and there and I'll work on my monster post full of charm and wit :] Haha most of the time I was undercover as a hillbillie cranburrie farmer once again...And now I'm rambling. On with the pictures! [P.S. They're in backwards order]

Kicking it off here's Pillium/Pillburt/Pillup/Pillsburrie Rodriguez, Cletus O. and Aysa [More on that later]

THE MALL WITH AYSA!

Loved these..If only I didn't have to save up for Lagoon :/

Ok..the shoes not so much. Aysa loved her brown ones but seeing how I couldn't walk in them....Not so much.

Usually HATE olive green but this was so cute and looked good on

Everyone must own a shirt like this. It was an XS and I miracusly fit!

THE ZOO!

NOOOOO! IT'S SMALL! Oh well it's a picture of Derek in a Mckay sandwich courtesy of Mack and Sharpie/Pil

Aw. there he is sitting on the job!

Derek trying to be ferocious as this TREX [If you can go to Hogle zoo before the end of August GO! THE DINOSAURS ARE SOOOO COOL! of course I'm a little biased...I love dinosaurs.

Sharpie is a LOT bigger than your average orangutang family

DARN IT! All of my favorite pictures are small! Well this was the Sharpie [Adult] and the [Baby] Hannah elephant. The Hannah elephant was struggling to eat, so we were cheering me on!

HAHAHA I LOVE DINOSAURS! these things moved and made noises! SO. COOL.

Cutest baby monkey you've ever seen in your life

We watched the giraffes forever

NJHS FIELD TRIP:

We were packaging broccoli at the food bank which explains our lunch lady chic style :]

Like me and Aysa's sexy hair nets?

Aubrie, Emma, and Jarom [Who I've decided will be Lindsey's future husband though they've barely spoken to one another...Hahaha]

Brendan, Aysa, Me, Emma, and Karlie...Your new lunch ladies!

& The best part? I got to skip school to be a dork with my friends. DOUBLE WHAMMY! :]

Making the list of stupidest things we've ever done...

Jennifer was chasing Gabriel here around the corner in the parking lot. A car came out of nowhere and somehow Gabe got hit by a car. Don't worry he's ok but...It's up on the list of stupid things with:

We helped Sharpie paint curbs for his eagle scout project. Knowing us OF COURSE we ended up with paint on our face. Forgetting this is heavy duty paint meant for outside concrete. It's 8:17 I should be at the dance but I can't cause at 12:30 we had a paint war. I still have a few paint splotches and I've lost about 12 1/2 layers of skin.

The sick thing is...I don't mind. It was kind of worth it :]

How long ago was this?

Jennifer had a baby! Haha just kidding not that kind of baby. It's fake...Don't pass out. and all of us fell in love with Miss Melinda Payton [Even Gabe [But he faked like he hated it :]]

Ooops...Not them [Though it's very believable ;]]

Jennifer! With Brysan the godfather and Kevin...Who thinks he's the father

Jennifer and Melinda

Uncle Derek

And me the very unfortunate looking godmother.

Gabe took this picture...It was supposed to look like the previous picture but I scooted over, Kevin ran away so all you see is his butt and Gabe got mad :]

CAN'T WAIT when this is a real baby!

P.S. Why are we all wearing ties? Jennifer ran for SBO that day [She lost but should've won...Those things are just popularity contests :[ ] STILL LOVE HER TO DEATH!

The Many adventures of young Charles Jay

I think he's inherited my craziness

BATMAN HAT

Believe it or not these are his pajama pants

He made this outfit completely by himself using his pajama pants as a hat and his shirt as a man scarf.

After he got his new haircut waiting patiently like this for 10 minutes for his food to come at Red Robin. Such a cute cute face

And then he caught me taking the picture

IF you're using highly professional paint...

Don't do this

Or after many hours [No lie] You'll still look like this:

And your mom won't let you go to the stake dance.

Oh My Goodness..

I am still having a heart attack because my FOOFers and David [Who enjoys scaring me] Stuck a kid in my locker! Bah! Scariest thing opening your locker and having a kid in there! :] But really funny too...But now I feel bad cause I screamed and slammed the locker on him and hid behind Erinn...

Me&Sharpie decided he is going to be a full fledged nerd for Halloween. We created a list of things he needs during French

• Lisp


• Plaid Shirt [Button Up with Pocket]


• Short Shorts


• Suspenders and Backup just in case


• Mustache [All wispy Mexican like]


• Turtleneck


• Long Socks


• Sandals


• Jacket around your waist


• Gelled down hair parted in the middle


• Pre Calc. book


• Fanny Pack


• Multiple Intimidating calculators


• Huge Watch


• Round Glasses


• Buckteeth with headgear


• Satchel [Leather with Handle]


• Bowtie


• Toothbrush


• Trick or treat schedule


• Wallet with LOTS OF PICTURES of obnoxious things [Ugly dogs, him with his grandma, Annoying hobbies....]


• Xray of Brain


• Pokemon/Yugioh/Bakugon collection


• Chess Champion Certificate and medals


• A picture of him in his track uniform and sweatband palying chess with water poured on him so he looks way sweaty


• More pictures of him doing really nerdy/goody good things


• Creeper walk


• Chapstick


• Smart Looking Novel


• Library Card


• Comb


• Oatmeal Raisin Granola Bars


• Airplane Peanuts


• Boondoggles/Key Chains


• Walkman


• Sweater vest


• Kill Jar [And perhaps butterfly net]


• Bottled Water

&Erinn's going to be a cheerleader so he looks even more like a nerdy creeper...Yay! :]

More to come soon!

My future Home!

Me and Erinn found this really awesome house in Las Vegas...Now if only we can get Sharpie to go along with it....

http://www.homes.com/listing/118752129/40_Golf_Estates_Dr_LAS_VEGAS_NV_89141

ONLY 9 MILLION DOLLARS! :]