We start our story...

Since I forgot to add these pictures and didn't know where to start anyway!

Young Women's Activity: Blind Makeovers

Aren't we beautiful? We were laughing SOO hard! I think Jennifer got the worst of it :] I accidentally stuck a lipstick up her nose and gave her a gorgeous navy blue unibrow! I'm thinking of being a cosmetologist...:]

Oh Emma [Also known as Laser Wolff and Fat Biscuit]

Everytime she sits by us at the lunch table we went up laughing so hard we cry! She was telling us a story one day of how she sells illegal mexican sodas with me and Jennifer her accomplises [Or Yarn Kitten & One Eyed Cracker!] I'm having a lot of fun with this formatting thing on my mom's computer!

Pipe Cleaners in Biology:

Tell me would you rather make a model of meiosis or play with the pipe cleaners on the front desk? We chose the pipe cleaners so for two days me, Grandma Heather, and Great Grandma Katerina rocked neon pipe cleaners twisted into our hair. Then Heather created a caterpillar dubbed My uncle Stanley! I was so thrilled!

WEDDING EXPO #2!:

I'm so glad I'm the only one who Jennifer trusts to go with her cause we have a grand old time! [I have a lot more pictures on my camera though, so wait till summer ;]]

• We got to eat delicious gelatto, and italian sodas! Yum! A must have at my wedding!
• Another must have: Photo Booth! We got some great pictures!
• We found a random Tropical room and chilled and took pictures in there
• During the fashion show there were hot man models in tuxes! YAY!

this is where all my hard work in finally finishing my post didn't save so I'm going fast cause I'm irritated!

Charlie Leads in FHE:

First he gets a determined look in his eye and sets his jaw and then he dramatically waves his arm back and forth as he watches it. He leads for us every week in his favorite songs "temple" [I love to see the temple] "Pa'corn" [Popcorn popping on the apricot tree] "no'man" [Once there was a snowman] The only time he chose something was "Po Er Face" [Poker Face...Um not FHE appropiate...Or anywhere...]

Oh Gabriel!:

This boy has probably made my list as favorite person of the month I mean:

• First there was the business card
• Then came his Romeo and Juliet
• His intense stare downs that are fun to participate in.
• He came and sat by me the other day just so he could pretend to talk to me and made me stare at Aysa for a long time. Why? So we could place bets on how long we could stare until she was creeped out. He bet 5 minutes I bet 2..The verdict? About 47.5 seconds! I won! and I was told never to bet with Gabriel!

My Family's Love Fests:

Everyone is falling in love these days!* Even Tyler Edward! I just had to add these pictures of Sharpie and Erinn because

A. They're adorable

B. They're ridiculous

C. They're the perfect example of what I'm talking about

D. I love them to death! [Never would've guessed huh?]

*This Does Not include me and Jennifer! Guys are icky [Not including brothers who we have never considered boys...Totally different species] Mormon Nuns for Life!

Whipped Cream Fight:

Me, Sharpie, and Erinn love getting Jello at lunch so we can steal the huge dollops of whipped cream from top to smear on each others faces! So at Aysa's before we started watching pirates of the carribean [I was Jack Sparrow, Sharpie and Erinn were Will and Elizabeth of course, Tyler Edwards the guy who sleeps with pigs, and the others were undecided.] However we chased each other down with whipped cream WOO! Sharpie had a track meet which was wonderful cause

A. He was easier to chase down cause he was tired

B. He wore his short shorts under his sweats and Aysa's 3 year old brother stopped mid step and went EEEEIIIILLLLLLLL. Haha he's going to be scared for life.

Talent Show:

Tyler Barnyard made it into the school talent show singing, and he was #47 in the auditions so we all made shirts and a huge poster. Sharpie hung it up really high before I got there so I could barely reach the poster with the top of the permanent marker so it looked all shaky. This poster was taken down by Sharpie and Aysa and waved during his performance, while me and Erinn sat towards the front and kept screaming that we loved him...He was kinda embarresed. He did way good even though he sang a weird song. But it couldn't compare to Seth, Alec, Tanner, and the quirkiest funniest kid Zack you will ever meet in their band rocking out to Don't Stop Believing to close out the show!

Random Things From My Life:

• In Hartman's we've been watching West Side Story and since Sharpie doesn't sit too far away we like to mouth conversations to each other. Apparently the sub was watching us because when he gave us 5 minutes to talk and I was thinking quietly he goes "Are you kidding me!? You talk the whole movie and NOW you're quiet." Haha..Who me?
• We were watching the people around us and our class watches our conversation sometimes! Bah! Oh well I don't even understand them sometimes so GOOD LUCK!
• This will be one of the only times I actually mention my biological family since they're kind of boring. Well I was using a butter knife to scrape mud off the bottom of Charlie's shoe. Megan thought it looked like I was whittling. So I was like "Oh like the Dutch do!" My mom looked confused so I told her "Like the Dutch, you know they dance with fancy hats and yellow wooden shoes with Shirley Temple and windmills!" Mom laughed and then said "Cause Shirley Temple makes all the Dutch put down their whittling and dance!"

Ugh...My Blonde Moments [No day with me is complete without one]:

• I was numbering my paper and totally forgot what came after 31. So I had to ask Sharpie and now he still laughs at me!
• He was trying to poke my side in French so I was trying to dodge his hands by sitting on the edge of my seat. The cheater conversed with Sammy so she touched my elbow, and I fell gracefully backwards out of my seat.
• We were playing "Guess that national anthem" in Balls and he was like "Triple extra credit to who can name this one" It took me a minute to realize why everyone was laughing..The anthem? The star spangled banner!
• I forgot that West Side Story was like Romeo and Juliet and was soo close to crying when they died! Horrible Horrible movie!
• I just learned how to tie my shoes the two loop way! I always wrap the laces around each other! I was soo excited!

and drumroll for our final story of the night!

The Butt Whacker!!!

It all started when the socially awkward guy who thinks we're friends so we're all nice to him named Dion was sitting at a lunch table. I was standing in front of him next to Jennifer. I was talking with my hands and thought I whacked Dion's butt! So i casually told Jennifer and she was like "Actually that was my butt!" So we were laughing and shared the story with Lindsey who told everyone else. Then when were sitting down and Kevin slid into the spot between me and Brysan. Jennifer asked if I was going to whack Kevin's butt, and I without thinking blurted out "Actually I was going for Brysans!" To make things worse Lindsey yelled down the hallway "Caution everyone WE GOT A BUTTWHACKER!" I got a lot of weird looks :/

The end. For now... :D

Pictures proceed the rest..

Adding my big long shpill to this text would be coming in the middle of the past two months so I'll continue to label them, and will get on typing up the stories ASAP!

The banner we made for Tyler: #1 fans for #47! We love Tyler Barnard!

And our matching shirts as modeled by Brysan

WHIPPED CREAM FIGHT!

Sharpie's sweats kept falling down to reveal his short shorts :]

Wedding cake I fell in love with that's IMPOSSIBLE to find on-line!

Our good friend Laser Wolff

Gabe's Romeo ["He has a smolder like that guy on Tangled!"

Gabe's Juliet...Taylor Lautner wearing a flowing golden wig...

and his professional business card

My adorable brother and sister

Aren't they cute!?

Grandma Heather's amazing drawing skills!

Charlie focusing on leading the FHE songs dramatically every week without fail.

Get ready for lots of typing! ;]

Messing with My Brain...

So I'm at school being bored in Computer Tech right now, so I will go into more detail later.

I love this tile...I may have to buy it someday.

These pictures are after the bridal expo me and Jennifer went to. It was at Thanksgiving point and we found this random beautiful room off part of a store.


Jennifer!

My grandma Heather and Uncle Stanley [He's a caterpillar] We had a lot of fun with pipe cleaners in biology instead of doing our miosis projects.

This is Fat Biscuit [AKA Emma] She sells illegal mexican sodas...

At young womens the other day we did blind makeovers..You can't really see it very good but me and Jennifer were beautiful!

GIVE ME BACK MY RAIN!!!!!!

Ugh! Today has been pretty dang perfect and THEN...the glorious rain we've had all day turned to snow! WHY DO I LIVE IN UTAH!?!?! Grr...Anywho this weekend was pretty fantastic. I sewed all day Friday to make yet another dress for 4H. But then Sharpie texted me reminding me I had a birthday party for Sara to go to! Here's some highlights

• We played the Skittles game and it was better this time cause no one used fizzy skittles! [Me&Sharpie still can't eat those]
• It was Me and Sharpie and a bunch of high school kids but it was still really funny
• Braden B came :] Ahhhh he SO cute and SO nice ;]
• I was the cheerleader in the boys' ping pong game for awhile and "didn't" distract Sharpie by quoting Kid History very loudly
• Sharpie was texting Erinn for the 50 bajillionth time so when it was on the couch I pointed at the wall, told him to look, and stole it :] HAHAHA
• But then he tackled me and kept touching my elbows [It's like a tickle spot for me but even worse...I HATE IT but my FOOFers think its hilarious]
• Sara had it for awhile so I don't even know when he got it back but at first he stole my phone and called his and kicked mybutt to see if it was vibrating. IT WASN'T! SARA HAD IT! Geez he just assumes it's me :]
• Then we played this game called Honey I love you we play at girls camp all the time. You have to get the other person to laugh and if they do, they're it. I'm HORRIBLE at this game but luckily so were the boys and especially Sharpie Here are some great moments:
• Braden&Matt [Sara's Brother]: pulling up their pant legs and talking about their strong calf muscles
• Matt's pickup line: Do you do karate? Because your body is kickin!
• Travis: Want to go skip some rocks with me?
• Krysteen offering Sydney lotion and accidentally squirting it all over her
• Me asking Sharpie if he thought my bald spot was attractive
• We have this long inside joke from girls camp when Kristen did this crawl thing and Elysse told Sharpie about it so he did it to Katie and I thought we were all going to die laughing...But it was actually really creepy!
• Then me&Sharpie walked back to my house to wait for his mom and the whole time we talked about Stuff It's a really long slightly disturbing story though so I've changed my mind about telling you....

If I don't marry Ryan Reynolds I suppose this hot man I found in my bridal magazine will do:]

Emma stole my phone and took This lovely self-portrait.

Erinn's birthday is on Saturday and of course Sharpie of all people decided we should all go to Wal Mart and buy stuff for her. But of course us being Aysa, Hannah, Sharpie, Tyler Barnyard, and Lindsey are teenagers and get VERY distracted when going to Wal-Mart by ourselves...

First we tried on as many hats as we could

Then we tried on funky hats

Then we were gangsters with our fancy flat brimmed hats

Then I put on so many hats I was taller than Sharpie

Whilst Shopping with my GRANDMA I saw these two beautiful bedroom ideas :] Had to share

Sharpie, me, and Tyler being AWESOME!

We were at Sharpie's house tying this blanket we were making Erinn Forever. But it's always fun listening to music with your best friends. Especially when one of them makes the side of the material a Fancy Scarf. Haha in this picture Sharpie totally looks like a little old lady knitting doesn't he?

Want more of my crazy life? First of all convince my mom I NEED a Facebook. Also here's some snippets from my weekend and today:

• We had some crazy persuasive essay thing today that was 3 hours long but got us out of class! I got to sit by Aysa and Sharpie and technically we weren't supposed to talk. Ooops....
• Me and Sharpie had no idea what to write so we sometimes played a mini game of Honey I love you. I failed everytime. He passed...once
• TYLER EDWARD WAS BACK! HE'S BEEN SICK FOR A WEEK AND I MISSED HIS GUTS!
• We all had to have A lunch if we were in Hartman's 6th and 7th english so we were seperated from the rest of our family and had to eat with the sevies but don't worry. I wore my wedges so I would be taller than some of them. I was the same height as Tyler :]
• Me&Sharpie played all sorts of "illegal games" like using T9 to spellcheck some of our words since they wouldn't let us, I spy [which is perfect by a window] and had a blast figuring out how to make our screens do cool things [That was worthy of texting Tyler in the other room :]]
• I also love making wishes when the clock has double or triple numbers or when it's 1234. So I kept looking at my clock and telling Sharpie to make a wish. Sharpie finally said I made wishes for random things all the time and then tried to pass off 1:14 as a wish making time and tried to defend it by saying it had numbers. Um...No but 1:14 is now an official wish making time...MAKE A WISH! :]
• Before my next blurb let me explain. Once upon a time Sharpie was out of lunch money so being awesome like me I bought him lunch. Me and Lindsey do this for each other all the time, so when he said he'd pay me back I told him no. Well the next day I was in seminary and opened up my scriptures and found $2. It freaked me out! and after 20 minutes of thinking very hard I realized it was his fault....So we've spent the last 2 weeks trying to give each other the money secretly. I have it right now but I'm plotting....
• Sharpie kept telling himself he sucked at writing and was a failure etc. So I said Sharpie you my friend are a FIREWORK! :] [Katy Perry song] then he got 2 6s! and nothing below a 5 [6 is the highest] Before that however he said he'd give me $2 if he got a 6...Haha.
• I got all 6's except for 2 5.9's and Sharpie called me a nerd :[ But it was crazy! I didn't even try!
• Hartman got so excited she told our entire class then ran in the other room and told Tyler's class which made me embarrased :[
• We then decorated Derek's locker with silly string and little lifesaver mints and cards Gabe handed out for all of us to write on. I drew a unicorn on mine :]
• Me, my mom, and my biological sisters went and saw Tangled after I left Sharpies...I cried again. But I'm going to buy it when it comes out!

That's all my friends! Have a fanfreakintastic day and if you live somewhere warm...CALL ME!

IT'S RAINING!

So since I'm in a happy mood I thought I would actually write what those pictures mean to me...HECK HEM.

1.As I already mentioned this is just a smidgen of the masterpieces Sharpie can create in no time.

2.This is Heather [Not my grandma my friend] Erinn, Sharpie, Tyler, Lindsey, and Jennifer at the last stake dance.

3.To make a long story short this is me and Jennifer's engagement picture. I don't know how it all started [I think it was Loughary telling us we would never get married] but we got married in Canada, then a second time in the US to make it legal, got divorced in Canada, and now are engaged to get married in Tahiti this summer. Check her facebook status...it's official.

4.I realized that I had no pictures of me&Erinn together so here it is.

5. Erinn and Lindsey at the District. Let me tell you a story:

• Hartman offered us extra credit to go see Gnomeo&Juliet since were reading Romeo&Juliet. So me and my buddies of course had to go!
• [It was an Ok movie, but I almost cried but didn't which is good cause Tyler would've laughed at me]
• Pretty much all of the 6th&7th period English classes were there so we had a party down in front when the movie was over
• Me&Erinn were tangoing when we started to run, I tripped, we both felt down, and I STILL have a bruised hip 2 weeks later.
• We then went to Harmons and Sports Authority [Guy's choice]
• At Harmons Tyler Barnyard [I think we can be friends] told me I have to marry him so we can make coffee in the morning BUT NOT DRINK IT! since we both sat in the aisle and smelled the coffee till Sharpie threatened to pick me up [Which terrifies me]
• Tyler Edward&Sharpie would also not let me buy Coke :[
• At Sports Authority we had a good time...well the guys were thrilled, us girls just made fun of stuff.
• We also took pictures for 20 minutes! Yay friends!

6. Lindsey, Erinn, et moi

7. These two [Sharpie&Tyler Edward] are my favorite men EVER.

8. My family just smaller...

9.Tyler Barnyard, his hand, Derek, Sharpie, and Tyler Edward

10. Me&Erinn after she cut her hair...We were being models

11.Me&Erinn modeling again

12.&my grandmas that I had to take pictures of for my French family tree. I will take a picture and show you sometime...I went a tad overboard.

&NOW SMIDGENS FROM MY LIFE:

• Gabe once got a $5 gift certificate he traded to his teacher, and cleaned her out of little 10 cent pencil sharpeners...Today he showed me and Jennifer his business card:
• Gabriel's Insane Retail: Along with the highest grade pencil sharpeners Gabriel's Insane Retail also can provide you with The best pet rocks ever sold to mankind [not including Germans] Rates are: For Pencil Sharpeners- To Buy: 0.25$ [He couldn't find the cents sign] To rent: 0.06$an hour. For Pet Rocks- To buy: 0.50$ :]
• On the back was an e-mail and then when we asked about he coughed and said "I'm also starting a blog," in this fancy sounding man voice as he rubbed his knuckles on his shirt. I don't know where this boy comes up with these ideas!
• My mom said me&Jennifer should make pet rocks and pencil sharpeners too to out business him....Should we? It's soo tempting!
• The other day Aysa came over, we ate candy and watched my favorite movie, The Proposal. Haha SO. FUN.
• Today these girls got mad when me, Lindsey, and Jennifer accidentally bumped into them as we were strolling arm in arm. After we passed I turned to Jennifer and said "Don't worry they're just jealous of our butts! Totally not even meaning to!
• Then later Derek scared me for the bajillionth time so I meant to say "Men in black never do good!" But I said "Black men never do good!" So now I feel bad I'M NOT RACIST!
• Tyler Edward's been gone for 2 days and then I got sick and didn't come yesterday and he came and then today he was gone again! He swears he doesn't hate me though
• This sucks because A. I miss him like crazy and B. as soon as we're all at school AYSA'S GOING TO BE ADOPTED! Shh.... :]

So class lesson learned today...Buy your brother's a bell so they can't sneak up on you, and if you need a pencil sharpener contact Gabriel's Intense Retail for all your sharpener or pet rock needs :]