I chase these children around everyday PHEW :)
I help Emma come up with yet another nickname for everyone. I am the duchess of chub, emma is Lord Lardy, and Beans is Captain Chubby....Hard work let me tell ya! :]
Jennifer stuffing marshmallows in her mouth, so she really is "chubby" :]
Taylor and Tristan in my ward. We had a modesty fashion show with the 10 year olds. Trisan was in her "Birthday suit.." She was the finale cause hers was hands down the best!
Ok..I lied the best part of the night was Holly [my YW leader] asking if the little girls wanted guys to like them for them or their "sexy clothes!" Hahaha! We got yelled at for laughing so hard!
Random Parts of My Week:
- Yesterday was the stake dance...All of us girls got ready at Erinn's house, and were way loopy. We blamed it on Lindsey's excessive amount of high-inducing aresol hairspray. Yep...IT WAS THE HAIRSPRAY!
- they're kinda mushing into the same but yesterday was sooo funny! A love song came on and Lindsey kneeled down pretending to propose, while Jennifer did the same thing. Tyler Barnyard ran over and did the same thing. Then Gabe ran over dropped to one knee, and yelled "CHOOSE ME! I BET THEY'RE THE KIND OF PEOPLE WITH DAYS OF THE WEEK UNDERWEAR AND WEAR THEM ON THE WRONG DAY!" The funnies part? Lindsey used to :]. In the end I chose...NATE! :] He was shocked cause he didn't propose but who really wants to marry a crazy!? ;]
- At the dance...They were serving doughnut holes. Me and Jennifer each chose the biggest one and shoved it in our mouths. After successfully eating them Sharpie ran over and shoved in two. So I put in a MONSTEROUS one to show him up...The problem? David came over and asked me to dance...and I couldn't exactly talk...After the song he told me he did it on purpose :]
- BEST. APRIL. FOOLS. DAY. JOKE.EVER...Erinn had a sub in her class so me and Sharpie kidnapped her and brought her into our class. Raeli was sitting quietly while Mr. Ball started his shpill on the physical features of Europe. She sits over on the side of the classroom and kept half raising her hand and then putting it down. Then all of the sudden she yells at the top of her lungs "MR. BALL I HAVE TO PEE!" and tries to run out of the classroom [Try meaning she runs into the door and then opens it.] Mr. Ball then asks "Was she raising her hand the whole time?" and then looks out the window and then says OH CRAP! [Even though he didn't say crap...which was really funny cause he never Swears. Ever.] and Raeli walked in with a huge wet mark down her pants. She had also left some on her chair. So he sends Jordan and Kylie to go get paper towels and cleaner, and then Clara runs off to help Raeli change into some gym clothes, and we're all laughing hysterically cause we couldn't tell if it was a joke or not. He gets us to calm down and then starts lecturing about how if we have to go that bad JUST GO. Erinn raises her hand and he says "Erinn do you...ERINN GET THE HECK OUT OF MY CLASSROOM!" :] Then Raeli starts walking through the pod and tells us to all stop laughing cause it's horrible and how in all the years he's been teaching that's never happend..etc etc etc. When Raeli starts laughing and then says "APRIL FOOLS!" It was a joke! :] He was so mad but he thought it was really funny that we were able to pull one over on him.
- I've been in a wedding mood since...Well I'm always in a wedding mood....Me and Erinn spent computer tech looking at wedding dresses. Erinn's screen was on and Mrs. Baum asked if we were looking at wedding dresses. We said Nope, and she was like Erinn are you getting married? Again we said nope and then she started looking at them and was like "Ooh they're pretty!" and we thought we were going to be in trouble. :]
- I'm addicted to the Office now since Glee is against my moral standards ;/ My favorite episode so far is in season 2 where there is a fire. Dwight is jelous of Michael and Ryan's new friendship so he tells Jim he wishes "The war never ended and Ryan got drafted!" Plus at the end when they realize Ryan started the fire with his burnt toaster strudel thing Michael and Dwight start singing this really funny song about how Ryan started the fire, and at the very end of the show Dwight's sitting at his desk muttering something then gets louder and chants "James Madison, Marilyn Monroe, RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!" Haha Priceless...You gotta watch it!
- Night Games: Me&my sisters were planning a girls night but no one was able to have it at their house so we ended up including my brothers and all our other friends in a night game party at Butterfield Park [Keep in mind this was 2 weeks ago, we wore shorts, and it was sunny. It snowed all day yesterday :[ I HATE UTAH'S BIPOLAR WEATHER!] In attendance were: Mack, his friend Jesse, Brenna, Kallyn, Aysa, Sharpie, Tyler Edward, Lindsey, and Me.
- We don't ever actually do what we have planned, so really the boys were climbing all over the playground and the buildings in the pavillion, while us girls were cringing admist talking [Surprise]
- Then me and Lindsey fit our butts into the baby swings, which is fun but really hurts your upper thighs. Sharpie tried to fit but his butt was too big, and he asked WHY ME!? so I told him his butt was bigger than the average two year olds and now he think I discriminate against him and his "Fat butt!"
- Sharpie had me hold his phone which is kinda stupid cause when he asked for it back I gave it to Jesse. So he pulled me away from the rest of the group, started tickling me, and touching my elbows, ignoring my squirms and screams. Then Tyler thought it would be funny to help him...:[ NOT COOL! My brothers are terrorists in disguise I feel.
- Then we listened to Eminem...YAY not really. I think Eminem sucks even though he thinks he's all white trash gangster or something. Not impressed.
- We played Syciatrist, and Honey I love you for awhile
- Then I hugged Lindsey cause I was cold, and of course Sharpie is a huge fan of group hugs and wrapped his long monkey arms around us, then Mack came over and gave us a hug on the other side so we were A Mckay sandwhich!
- Then some creepy guys showed up [THEY WERE CREEPY NO MATTER WHAT MY BROTHERS SAY] so we all planned to go over to Aysa's backyard but then me and Lindsey had to go so we made sure they were safe and left. SO. FUN.
What's up next week?
- Well I'm getting my permit! YAY!
- I have an ortho appointment [EILILLLL]
- And tons of fun with both of my families! Yay See ya all soon!
