What Happens When Jeff Comes...

When my uncle Jeff and Aunt Melinda come up from Vegas...Things get interesting on the Sorenson side of the family....Take this conversation between Jeff, my uncle Jamey, and my grandpa when Jeff asked who everyone was voting for:

P.S this conversation was so random it makes no sense at all in paragraph form...it must be done entirely in miscellaneous bullets :] Please don't be offended...

-They were talking about what to do with the country when Jeff yells "CUT DEFENSE!" in a way that sounded like "CUT THE FENCE!" So Jill was confused as to why we were cutting the fence when we just got round to building it
-Then Jeff started talking about how he swears he had a terrorist for a professor and starts spouting crap about how the U welcomes Professer Hossan Crolabalalam.
-The discussion of saving the country continues by Jeff saying he'd imprison anyone who committed welfare fraud and have them kicked out of America.
-My grandpa throws in his two cents about taking over Canada and Mexico for their resources. The conversation slowly shifts to discuss tactics for how this may take place.
-Jamey reccomends building a moat around newly rejoined Mexico filled with all the surplus crocs from Florida.
-Then Jeff goes crazy! Yelling his exciting plans to build a huge pit in front of the fence and stealthily spread some leaves and twigs over the opening, and then cutting the fence. Thus all the people would swarm toward the hole and fall in. Success. I guess?
-The fighting continues, I start crying cause I'm laughing so hard, and the occasional fist pounding and voice raising can be heard.
-And after all this ruckus ends Jeff calmly says, "And this is why you should vote for Ron Paul."
Was that what we were getting to???

Politics is always an interesting subject in my family. End of Story.