The Saga of Durfee the Dirty

If you don't wanna learn about the pedophilistic teacher starring in me, Derek, Gabe, and Mack's nightmares don't read
VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
Let's start off by saying "This man isn't even MY teacher! We just go into his room a lot in careers cause it's spacious and we have lots of guest speakers trying to sell us on college."
The first day he gave us a big long sphill about how if we went on porn sites he'd catch us on ALL. THE. CAMERAS. HE. HAS. INSTALLED. EVERYWHERE. creepy....so that's where the whole "No porn for you" thing started with Mack.
Everytime we go into his class...something happens...
We were discussing this fact leaving his classroom once when he comes barreling through the door and grabs Derek! We couldn't tell if it was supposed to be a hug...or what. So we were dying of laughter while Derek called us immature but it was so....WRONG!
Then we were sitting in class Thursday and the guest speaker got done like 15 minutes early so Mack, Gabe, Derek, and this girl named Madi were sitting and I was laying on the floor in front of them so Mack and Gabe were throwing paper airplanes at me and we were enjoying ourselves when Durfee comes over "I've been watching you on my cameras..."
just by THAAT conversation opener you know this can't be good...
And then he just joins us so we're all kinda looking at one another wondering what do we do? And he was like "You two flirting with this girl and eating these weird colored balls [They were GOBSTOPPERS!] and says "that's how I get the little kids to be quiet in church..in a highly pedophilistic voice..
Then he turns to me and says "Wanna see my dollhouse?" which is like some machine he used to cut the wood and make this dollhouse but it was really creepy so I was like ya it's cool! trying to get him to go away, and he's like "you should totally join my class next year." Uh huh and you should stop wearing denim with denim but check you out. No.
And the last remark of his conversation...So Derek was dressed up for the cross country thing they had so Durfee asks "You know the best thing to do with that tie? Choke you out!" WHEN IS THAT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE!?!?!?
Eventually he went away! UGH! Then Gabe dived on me and was like "SAVE HANNAH!" It was funny but knocked the wind out of me...
Then. I was going crazy in history so I took the hall pass and wandered the halls for a while when he passes me in the hall and says "So you thought more on joining my class?" I answer the first thing I can think of "I'll have to check back with you on that..." and turn the first hallway I can find and hid in the girls bathroom...I was so scared! If Mack and Gabe didn't make their little pact...I don't know if I could ever go to careers....

On lighter note...me, Sharpie, Erinn, Tyler, and Gabe went to the football game yesterday! On most likely the coldest day of this year...No lie! We were so cold we couldn't even watch the game! The last time I checked was 48-O and we were winnning but then I got distracted because Gabe crawled under the bleacher seat and bit my ankle! SO SCARY! Then the last quarter we spent huddling by the school seeing if we could get warmer. We couldnt. So then we went and huddled by the wall under the bleachers and Sharpie was being a spaz trying to look like a ninja so Gabe called him "The Chameleon." And that was the football game :] Haha

Gotta love my friends! I'm so excited for the dance tonight! Watch out for Durfee...Remember who you are, pull your pants up :]