Youth Conference...Only a month late ;P

But first of all man that picture of me on the post with our rings. DON'T LOOK AT ME! I look like Nanny McPhee complete with horror teeth and a unibrow! Stupid Lighting! so just look at the rings and my friends and you're eyes will be spared. Thank You.

YOUTH CONFERENCE 2010! YAY! Here's what happened:
-First of all it was early and we got split into TEAMS! AH! NO KATIE! GRR :[ But it turned out ok cause our RED TEAM [Girls screaming hysterically and crying..Guys too] was SOOO much better than her ORANGE TEAM [BOO!] The other team was the BLUE TEAM but we didn't have a lot to do with them ;]
-We all had to do a service project and my team got assigned to work on the trees on the road by the cemetery. OOOH!
-Our arborist helpers were named Ty and Jake and they were really funny! [Though I don't think Ty the older 50ish man was trying to be.]
-Such as before we started and he was telling us about the missionary experience he had making tree rings with us when HELLO! We told him we were already Mormons!
-He was dressed in cowboy boots/hat/and a Huge deadly looking belt buckle complete with a handlebar mustache
-He had a lecture on "the spirit of the trees" Heh Pocahantas anyone?
-BUT WAIT! whilst lecturing he's sitting there stroking/petting/rubbing his hand with this pine tree! It was really funny!
-P.S. in my group were Dallin who's really quiet, Canyon who's hysterical, and Michelle who's also really funny and also Jennifer's gorgeous sister.
-Me and Michelle were also assigned to take plier things and clip the suckers from around the tree [There like little trees but they're really called sucker promise!]

Our team name was the BEE'S KNEES! our cheer was us beatboxing with Canyon rapping: WE ARE THE BEES KNEES
WE DO WHAT WE PLEASE
WE BLEED RED AND BLACK
WE'LL STING YOU LIKE A BEE ATTACK!
Our motto was: PRETTY LEGIT! :]

-Then we finally ate lunch then headed up to our campsite at Payson Lakes.
-On the way up we had a blast kidnapping Ryley from the blue team and talking and laughing during the hour and a half or so drive up.
-The bishopric/priesthood pulled TONS of pranks on us! I've learned never to trust them :]
-They told us that there was Neebo jail right over the hill and they had heard that there was an escaped convict on the loose. The bishop was in on it apparently cause when he came up late he gave us "updates" So that night when we went around the bend to have a late night potty stop we were FREAKED out! [In the end turns out there's not even a Neebo jail just the mountain, and thus NO escaped convict]
-One night all the girls were in our big tent late at night when we heard these strange noises so we were quiet and listend for a minute. We were all guessing what it was and Ryley and Michelle decided that the best thing it could be was a Woodpecker.
-The thing was horrible persistent so we were getting annoyed and went on with our conversations. Ryley and Michelle are really good at accents so they were talking in all sorts. Then the "woodpecker" came back so they started talking in a chinese accent and were like "You want some beef and broccoli? Chow Mein? We have crunchy noodles!" and what not and Ryley kept adding up the totals and said to pull up to the second window. Then Michelle froze and said "OH MY GOSH! If that's the escaped convict, we just invited him in for Chinese!!!"
-The thing STILL wouldn't go away so we kept yelling at it. The bishop came over to yell at us for being too loud and he asked what was wrong, so we told him about the woodpecker and he couldn't see anything so he told us to stay in the tent whilst he looked around [That freaked us out for the first time thinking the bishop thought something was wrong!] Then he started talking and was like "I think I found some sort of really big animal bed!" THEN he yells "CURTIS! [Bro.Waite] CAN YOU COME HERE!?! which freaked ME out the most if he was calling in for backup. Then the bishop said "K girls come here very slowly and quietly." which made me think it was a deer. Then this bush started shaking which made us all laugh cause we were like "BROTHER STRONG!" and he came out with this can with a ziptie in it.
-The guys apparently got more freaked out then us and Braden like jumped on Canyon in there tent and was like DUDE THERE'S A BEAR! but Canyon was too tired to do anything about it. So the priesthood was teasing them about freaking out because the girls "just kept inviting me for Chinese!" :] Haha more proof that girls rock!
- We had to do an obstacle course blindfolded where your team had to help you pick up fruit snacks off cones without touching them or popping balloons or giving into temptations from other teams.
-I picked up every single bag of fruit snacks and was almost done when Brother Waite came over and said "Hannah you're doing great but your pockets are overflowing why don't you let me take those for you and I'll give them back in the end" Bro. Waite is the 2nd COUNSELOR I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST HIM! but then he stole my fruit snacks, laughed, and ran away :[
-and so began the whole camp calling him El Deavlo [I can't spell in English let alone Spanish, but it just means the Devil]
-Then the last night we were all kicking it by the campfire until past midnight so Sis. Holly [Holly's her first name but that's what we always call her] said "Hey! It's time for bed cause the devil comes out at midnight!" and I without thinking blurted out "But Brother Waite's already over here!" so everyone laughed and I felt kind of bad cause I didn't mean to say it but then Bro. Waite came over and gave me a high 5 whilst laughing hysterically and hasn't really mentioned it since so I think I'm forgiven.
-While up there we had to pass around a coin named Suzy without being caught and slip it into someone elses pocket. Then whoever got it when we sang Where oh where or where is Suzy then they had to sing a song.
-We had to do this thing where you found objects and had to match them with a topic from the strength of youth. One of them was a tongue which obviously meant language. However the bishopric team FAILED! the whole thing! cause they pretty much thought too hard about things. For the tongue they did DATING! AGH! In their defense it's "cause when you kiss you don't want tongue!" Oh my! That's my bishopric! :]
-Then Bishop stole the tongue and the next Sunday when Bro. Waite went up to the pulpit to conduct he found the tongue on the pulpit! :] We all laughed really hard and the rest of the ward thought we were nuts!

AND THAT IS THE HIGHLY EDITED VERSION OF YOUTH CONFERENCE 2010! LOVED IT!

Then when we got back I had 2 texts from Sharpie saying he finally got a phone! But he was too stuborn to send long texts so I called him to yell at him and we sat there talking for 47 WHOPPIN MINUTES! MAN! My favorite part of the whole convo was when I told him about the Chinese food and he was like "Oh yeah? I can top that!" and said "Well when I went to Youth Conference we went to Camp Williams and there was a random weed patch we weeded." which made us both laugh SO HARD! Plus I brought it up the other day and he told me he did top that cause I laughed so hard he thought I was going to choke. :]

And there is one of the longest posts ever. Hope you liked it!

ON THE NEXT EPISODE...DUH DUH DUH...
Hannah goes to the park with strange teenagers
Hannah goes to the mall with different strange teenagers
Hannah goes jobshadowing with a wedding planner tomorrow [SQUEAL!]
Hannah loses her cable [NOOOOOO!]
Hannah becomes depressed
Hannah gets HILARIOUS texts from the best big brother ever!
Hannah finally gets around to blogging about the 50 other camps shes been to
Hannah discusses her top 10 fave songs ever
Hannah goes to the fair
Hannah needs to buy movies
Hannah gets locked out of her house and has to call in backup
Hannah and Jennifer lightly make fun of Sharpie as a youth
Hannah finally does her homework
Hannah unintentionally makes that homework innapropiate and has to redo some of it
Hannah learns a new word
Hannah falls in love with Justin Bieber but her big bro disaproves

DUN DUN DUN STAY TUNED! :]