Previously on Hannah Banana's Life...

Tyler Barnyard officially moved to Logan...We all miss him so much more than we thought we would! He took a big chunk outta my heart and took it with him :[

We learned about harrassment in Careers today...Me and Mack only got ideas :] Haha...Gabe made up this motto...
Have some class
Don't harass
or everyone will think you're a hairy....harasser [Nice one Gabriel]

My aunt Jill tried on some halloween costumes :]

Then we went to her ward's trunk or treat...This old lady mistook two strangers for my children...Glad I went...Glad I went....
I'm learning how to kick trash on this old Zelda game for the gamecube! I'm pretty proud of myself...and Mack loves me :] He thought no one else played that game...

Just Saturday me, Gabe, Tyler Edward, Lindsey [dressed as Draco Malfoy...feel her hair!] Jennifer, Dal, Aysa, Brysan, his brother, and Derek all went to the skate park and played the wickedest game of capture the flag! No one won though...We're all super unathletic, Tyler put their flag on top of a pavilion cause he's a black man, and we all got cold...So we all went to Derek's, snuggled on the couch and watched Thor. Love my family!

The end :]

Halloween 2011: FOOFer Style

Cause who has more class than us? ;]
Gabe and Jennifer
Brysan and Aysa

Some family members didn't want their pictures taken...

This picture of Jennifer makes her look like she has a hat on...it's really Gabe's head


Everett, Andrew, and Gabe

A day we never thought would come...My big brother turned 16 and took a girl to a dance two days later :] SO PROUD!
This is Gabe's song he likes to sing [To the tune of I like to eat apples and bananas]
I like to eat eat eat children and babies...
I like to eat eat eat eat them cause I'm craaaaazy!

Happy Halloween! :]

What Happens When Jeff Comes...

When my uncle Jeff and Aunt Melinda come up from Vegas...Things get interesting on the Sorenson side of the family....Take this conversation between Jeff, my uncle Jamey, and my grandpa when Jeff asked who everyone was voting for:

P.S this conversation was so random it makes no sense at all in paragraph form...it must be done entirely in miscellaneous bullets :] Please don't be offended...

-They were talking about what to do with the country when Jeff yells "CUT DEFENSE!" in a way that sounded like "CUT THE FENCE!" So Jill was confused as to why we were cutting the fence when we just got round to building it
-Then Jeff started talking about how he swears he had a terrorist for a professor and starts spouting crap about how the U welcomes Professer Hossan Crolabalalam.
-The discussion of saving the country continues by Jeff saying he'd imprison anyone who committed welfare fraud and have them kicked out of America.
-My grandpa throws in his two cents about taking over Canada and Mexico for their resources. The conversation slowly shifts to discuss tactics for how this may take place.
-Jamey reccomends building a moat around newly rejoined Mexico filled with all the surplus crocs from Florida.
-Then Jeff goes crazy! Yelling his exciting plans to build a huge pit in front of the fence and stealthily spread some leaves and twigs over the opening, and then cutting the fence. Thus all the people would swarm toward the hole and fall in. Success. I guess?
-The fighting continues, I start crying cause I'm laughing so hard, and the occasional fist pounding and voice raising can be heard.
-And after all this ruckus ends Jeff calmly says, "And this is why you should vote for Ron Paul."
Was that what we were getting to???

Politics is always an interesting subject in my family. End of Story.

Best Essay Ever

Who is this mysterious shadow of a Gabriel? The unexpected man wandering the floors of Herriman High School, the unsung hero of the Ghostbusters, and bouncy slide ethusiast, the Gabe no one saw coming. A day with this exceptional genius would far surpass a day spent with a fabricated person of the world.

Oh english class.....:] haha to be continued....

You Were Serious?

Last night I was up till 3 [Explanation next post] So I was so tired I slept till 10...I woke up with a text from Tyler asking if I was going to stake conference. My mom had already decided she wasn't going, my sisters are at my aunts, we're all exhausted etc. So I told him no
Apparently that wasn't good enough for him since he texted me back and said "Me and my dad are coming to get you."
Then we had a big long conversation of him saying he was coming and my snarky "Ya right" comments until he said "how long do you need to get ready?" 20 minutes and a makeover later there was a Tyler at my door!
So we started the trek :]
Tyler's dad is one of the funniest people I know! He had me laughing the entire car ride.
His family had already been there so me and Tyler went to go find ourselves seats in the back...Passing my bishop who gaves us surprised and very confused looks...Then sat down and paid remarkably close attention :] We also pointed out funny people around the chapel and pulled faces at this little girl who kept giving us grumpy faces.
Then it was time to go and I got to share another hilarious car ride with the entire Rindlisbacher clan. We were pulling out of the parking lot when a guy from their ward was approaching in his car and Sister Rindlisbacher groans and says "Don't do it but Brother Rindlisbacher stops the car and gets out and pretends to check his engine and almost gets hit and it was really funny...The car behind the other guy wasn't impressed.
Then Scott shared how creepy he was, Brett laughed his adorable laugh and Tyler was just Tyler. :] Party.

Gotta love people.

Sharpie Sharpie Sharpie's House

Is not where we start our tale :] My mom took us to Gardner's village which was a MAD HOUSE, we bought a truffle after standing in the most crowded candy shop this side of North Korea and then went to Toys R Us. Every little kid's dream :] And little Hannahs....

Then the Blacks came over and we partyed it up :]

Then after they were gone I checked my phone and I had a text from almost every single one of my friends asking if I was going to Sharpie's [Felt pretty special :]] So after convincing my mom I left for my big brothers :]

It was a good 9 o clock pm when I arrived and so it was dark when I knocked on the door...I stood there for like 3 minutes getting more and more alarmed no one was answering. Then Lindsey opened the door looking ashamed and said "come in...." So I did and promptly heard battle cries and got shot by a Tyler hiding on the stairs, a Sharpie running down the hall, and a Tyler Barynard hiding behind the door...Scared me so bad! [Don't worry twas only Nerf guns I was brutally attacked by]

Then me Tyler Barnyard and Lindsey watched the most amazing game of extreme ping pong ever by Tyler and Sharpie :]

Then we went into Sharpie's theatre room and watched the football episode of Psych...I do now believe that might be my favorite one :]

I love my friends guys! They can make even the worst day wonderful and make me feel like everything's fine and that the world is a great place

Friends are like stars...The darker the night the brighter they shine :]