No Sleep? No Bueno.

I haven't slept in like 3 days so today's post might only be funny to me and those involved but that's a risk I'm willing to take as these memories make me laugh so hard! But HAPPY NEW YEAR! It was a great exciting moment for me but not as exciting as staying up for 11:11 on 1/11/'11 yesterday! AH! Here's some things that have been happening with me: [P.S. It will go smoother if I put them in groups]

RANDOM THINGS I THINK I FORGOT TO MENTION
-One day it was sports day at school and Sharpie decided to come dressed in full on cross country garb...Short shorts and all. Well Thackry the crazy spanish teacher yells YOUNG MAN GET A SHIRT ON! then when asked why we were busting up laughing we all just pointed at his lack of shorts...Ya she wasn't too happy.
-Sharpie's favorite thing to do to me is tap me on the shoulder so I look the other way and then confuse me. Well the egg is on his face because HECKHEM I DID IT!!!!!! AFTER 2 MONTHS I GOT SHARPIE HOWERD KNIFE BACK! MWAHAHA!
-That's all I think I forgot to mention

KATIE&SARA:
-Haven't really talked to them in forever so I have nothing to say except I miss them!

SHARPIE:
-Kallyn and Gertie came over to talk to him for a minute at lunch and I actually heard this from Jennifer 10 seconds later so I don't know why but they told him "You're beautiful no matter what they say" he told him "No you have to sing it to be legit." then they walked away but he didn't know it so he started singing and Jennifer walked over and questioned his self confidence as he was singing inspiring words to himself

-I told Sharpie me and Lindsey made up a song for him at the stake dance but then realized it was a dream but didn't want to look stupid so I wrote him a new song. Here it is:

*To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Once there was a love sick boy

Who was in love with Erinn Anne

He danced with her all Saturday

And texted her till Friday

Like I said He is OBSESSED

I can't wait for their wedding

And that's how I spent 10 minutes in my math class. Grammy nom? HECK YA!
-Since I'm sleep deprived I told Sharpie I was NOT coming to school. This is our conversation:

I'm not coming to school

Yes you are!

When did you become the controller of my actions Princess Nugget? Im NOT

Yup because if you don't I'll go to your house drag you out of bed and carry you to school

UM NO you wouldn't be able to

PSH ARE YOU CALLING ME WEAK!?

I'm still not coming

Later when I texted him

the way I see it I can sleep the 30 minutes in your arms so WE MEET AT DAWN

Dawn it is.

Needless to say...it didn't happen. But hey it was a fun waste of time, energy, and texts

LINDSEY:

-we went to our cabin New Years Day and here's how it went down

-we were talking about how Lindsey knew a bishop who had previously owned a bar but she randomly yelled THE BISHOP OWNS THE BEER! meaning bar but still made me chuckle

-She taught me many new songs including one of my new favorites Pray for you. Check out the non-Christmas playlist.

-Here is also a message from her to me: HELLO THIS IS LINDSEY I STO'E YOUR PHONE. YOU ARE NICE. AMEN.

-Her parents warned me that their Uncle Larry tends to say innapropiate things [Ya seen my family?] But I also heard he had a funny laugh

-WE WAITED FOREVER TO HEAR IT but I only got to hear a small sample because he was in a bad mood but it still was a funny noise

-He sounded Russian and his last name is Pavlowich or something like that so I totally thought he was Russian but when I told Linds this she just laughed at me [Aparently he's Polish]

-We were watching Sister Wives cause we were really bored and I don't know how this happened but I ended up saying I call dibs on your uncle Larry! I was kidding as he's old and has a moustache to say the least but she was texting Tyler and he believed her. GAH!

-We went sledding down the long steep driveway. At some point her brother Hartley was walking back up while we were going down and Lindsey reached out and grabbed his legs so he fell down. I don't know why but something with this picture makes me crack up.

-Lindsey's snow pants were too big so her butt was frozen and her pants continuously fell down [Don't worry she had jeans on] and looked like a gangster

-Lindsey's adult cousins had some friends over and around midnight they all got drunk and were really funny

-We must've played like 4 hours worth of Ultimate Werewolf but it was so great!

-We got home at 2:30 am and I was sick so I was so tired! but it was fun! Thanks Linds!

-She says she would never marry Tyler so I found an alternate when I saw them by each other in the hallway, JAROM they would be THE cutest couple. Just sayin.

GABE:

-Got lunch detention for throwing food. We didn't start it. This time. Haha

DEREK:

-Got a phone and is obsessed with it.

-Just to show you how cute and little kid like Derek is he made a Yo' Mama joke the other day

Tyler: And that's how I ruined my white shirt

Derek: Yo' Mama's a white shirt! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh Derek. :]

ERINN:

-Her and Sharpie have this great new joke where they step on each others feet. Weird.

-Regardless to what my eldest brother says HE IS OBSESSED WITH HER I'M CONVINCED.

-We were dancing in gym today and doing flips it was fun!

KEVIN:

-Just found out his mom is my dentist's secretary. Who knew?

-He learned how to play the harmonica and is a little bit nuts with it

JUST TYLER:

-Still obsessed with Lindsey

-He sings for us in gym all the time. AMAZING

-Found out I was with Lindsey and sent a text saying "If I die before we reach the summit, use me as an alternate source of food...EAT ME DANGIT!" -Truman Show. Now our inside joke

TYLER EDWARD:

-O MY THIS KID IS SLOWING BECOMING MY VERY BEST FRIEND!

-I [in meltdown mode] told him my biggest secret and he totally listened/gave advice/is completly trustworthy!

-We've been passing notes in between classes to each other and they happen to have extremley horrible jokes on them but we're both so loopy and sleep deprived they're hilarious!

-why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

HE RAN OUT OF JUICE! :]

-Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

HE DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS :]

-Me&Sharpie told him to come see us in 5th period because he gets let out early so he came to the door and waved and Mr. Ball says in a menacing voice "Excuse me children I must go kill Tyler" and charges the door. Sharpie sits closer so I freaked and said HOWERD WHICH TYLER? It was Tyler Edward but he's alive. HALLELUGIAH

-Speaking of Ball's class real quick he asked us what we had that the chinese didn't that they wanted. We were all on one and somehow on the topic of Vegas so we were yelling stuff like "VEGAS, STRIPPERS, MONEY, STUFF, SMARTCARS, BMWS," and then Landon calmly raises his hand and say's "Courage" The correct answer turned out to be resources. Oh.

JENNIFER:

-is leaving me till Thursday to Texas WAH!

-We were in the craziest of mood in carpool yesterday

-One day at lunch she asked me if I'd seen the Bourne movies. I choking on my Tampico said "the Porn movies? NO I DON'T WATCH THAT STUFF!" haha

-Today on the way to Science we heard this crazy kid sing to his friend in a creepy voice. "You don't know anything" We laughed way too hard and made Sharpie concerned

-Sharpie and Jennifer think I'm on drugs and kept checking my phone trying to find the number for my "drug dealer"

EMMA&KIMMY:

-[not FOOFers but blogworthy]

-Emma was in class with Jennifer but I got a reanactment in TA

She sang "Should I marry Cocoum?" and then broke into colors of the wind in a raspy creeper voice "Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest, come taste the drug sweet berries of the earth!" Then stopped and in a deep announcer voice...And now smooth jazz. Dadadum

-Me Kimmy and Emma decided to open a restraunt like Jamba Juice with the name

SCHMETZLE PRETZEL!

-our commercials are very diverse but all happen to have chinese people in them

-Emmas: I think she got it from somewhere else..Is eating your pretzel a [Thumbs up] good time?

-Me: Schmetzle's...Simply Schmetzle

-Kimmy: [Chinese bobbing up and down] Get your pretzel at Schmetzle!

Our hopes were dashed however when Sharpie told us if I help open it he doesn't trust the food quality. :[

And so much more! But this is the end for now. Get your pretzel at Schmetzle and have a [thumbs up] GOOD TIME!