School Days School Days!

So we're continuing on with FRENCH:
-The other day Mr. Jensen was on a roll and sent 7 kids to think time! 7! That is like one step away from principals office and only cause they LAUGHED! UGH! I didn't talk the ENTIRE class period because he kept staring at me waiting for me to make one wrong move...
-BUT before that Jensen made us move seats! I sit a table away from Sharpie and Sammi by all these kids that swear. But as much as I hate admiting I'm a problem child...I go sit on the floor by them whenever I get the chance.
-We've been playing duck duck goose and since Jensen doesn't talk in french accents he told us a new word...CANARD! It means duck but mean and Sharpie thought it was a insult so now we call each other canards and silly gou...Silly goose :]
-We'll just say that's the end even though it's not cause I can't remember anything else.

4th Period: MATH
-I don't know a solitary soul in this entire class! Well..that's a lie I know Mckaylie so we stick together but other than that it's a bunch of quiet people or the school's delinquents :] Yay.
-I sit next to the Loner with the Chicken sandwhich in this class [See Lunchtime]
-So we were grading tests the other day and we switched with the person next to us and my partner is this kinda quiet kinda short kid so I was just making conversation to get to know more people since Mckaylie is moving to Texas soon :[ and this is how it turned out
Me: You're in 8th grade right?
Him: No. I'm in 9th grade
Me: [Turning red] Oh. Is this your first year here?
Him: Uh No. I've been here all 3 years
*Sound of me looking down at the desk the rest of the day still red

LUNCHTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-LOVE this part!
-This is the one part of the day when everyone is together and we have SOO much fun!
-Me&Lindsey get really hyper when we're together and we never fail to laugh hysterically during lunch
-We were talking about who we were going to marry and I saw this REALLY HOT kid with a peach fuzzy moustache who tucked his shirt into his pants and I said "THAT MOUSTACHE KID IS THE ONE I LOVE!"
-Lindsey responded "Great so when you get married all your kids will turn out with moustaches and have the habit to tuck in their shirts before the age of 5..even the girls!
-Then we were picking out a soul mate for Lindsey and I found the Loner with the Chicken Sandwich since he was sitting by himself eating a chicken sandwhich so we sat by him to make him feel better and He Got.Up.and. Left. RUDE! We will have delightful family gatherings in few years :]
-So Jennifer asked me what moustache kid's real name is cause we felt bad labeling. So I walked up to him and said "Hi what's your name?" and he looked at me really weird and said in a suspicious voice "Why do you want to know!?" and then repeated it till I left cause I was angered. Not the best first date :[
-We all have thumb wars on a daily basis cause that's Sharpie and Erinn's favorite thing to do lately.
-Lindsey invented this thing called THE SURPRISE ATTACK! and so she always win cause I never expect the SURPRISE ATTACK! :[
-Gabe's been oober nice lately so the other day I asked him "what's up?" and he said what do ya mean? I replied "well you've been really nice all of the sudden." He asked "Oh I have to have a reason?" and I said yes and then he started talking to this girl named Asa and after she left I said "OH MY GOSH YOU FOUND LOVE!" and he laughed really hard and said "Oh yeah I found love! :]" But I think he was kidding cause now he denies even knowing her.
-After lunch I still give everyone gum at my locker and we have a blast
-We're right across from the boy's bathroom and theres a garbage at the end of the hall before you turn into the bathroom I like to see if I can launch my wrapper into it. I continuously miss and send Sharpie in to throw it away cause ICK. I've already been in there once! [When Gabe pushed me in last year]
-One day Lindsey's like you should see if you can hit some guy in there! So I tried and hit the wall next to the hallway. Nice.

5th Period: GEOGRAPHY
-Oh Mr. Ball! Makes up for Coach Brown...almost
-He always starts class with a joke of the day which are usually pretty funny [the other times I don't get it]
-They're pretty long though so once I get good at updating all the time if I really liked it I'll share it.
-Sharpie's in that class but so is LANDON who says he doesn't hate me he just likes messing with me...So he was somewhat nice but now he's gone back to the whole "Geez! You 2 like each other sort of thing"
-We just handdrew a map of the United States :] I'm pretty proud of myself cause it doesn't look TOO deformed

6th Period: LANGUAGE
-Harman is a really good teacher but she likes us to dwell on very personal stuff while we write
-Like on 9/11 she showed us all these clips and even some of the guys were about to cry.
-On her board she has this thing where you can write what book you're reading. She was helping the kids in the computer lab so we were all screwing around and some people wrote stuff like
"How to go through puberty" by Justin Bieber
"How to sing" by Justin Bieber
"The Revenge of Coach Crawford"
"Your Mom goes to College"
-Mckay is in that class and he's also in my ward/carpool/seminary so I've gotten to know him a lot better and I would almost say we're getting to be friends GASP I know.
-We're writing essays to hopefully win scholarships through some program and Hartman says we win at least 2 places each year. Cross your fingers! 1st place is 1,000! The topic is "The greatest lesson you've ever learned" and I'm not allowed to discuss it anymore till POSSIBLY after the contest is over.

7th Period: SEMINARY
-LOVE LOVE LOVE this class! Here's a few reasons
-Brother Larson is without a doubt THE BEST seminary teacher in the world!
-We learn the same things but get different meanings then in church
-Like when Nephi cuts off Laban's head he is told to do so by the spirit. We were having a lesson on Reverence isn't just for church and we all decided "Nephi cut off Laban's head Revrently!" We were right!
-We walk there and me and Sammi are kinda slow but so is Kody so if he's right behind us we're usually OK. He like's to mosey around the fire hydrants and jump the fences. Oh he's great :]
-I have had to lead the hymn 2 times and both times Mckay laughes at me. So I glare at him and so on :]
-We were talking about True friends and Mckay says "Well I don't know about that Hannah girl
-Then Larson was playing Veggietales and I said "this is my favorite song" apparently Mckay's lost all respect for me.
-So I told his little sister Brooke [Whom I love dearly] to punch him so the next day he wouldn't let me get in the car but his dad said I could cause Mckay deserves it often :]

AND THERE'S PRETTY MUCH THE END!
NEXT TIME ON HANNAH BANANA'S LIFE
-Inside jokes on Hannah's binder
-Derek's House and Lindsey's House...FOOFER PARTIES MAKE ME HAPPY

STAY TUNED.

You All Ready For This? Ba Nuh nuh nuh nuh...

So her is my wonderful post about SCHOOL!!! I should've done this forever ago cause now I have SOO much to say! Here's how it will work [For my slower friends ;]] I will write the class, tidbits about it, and funny things that happen. At the end there will be a column for all the inside jokes that just so happen to be on my binder. Then either the end or the next post I'll blog about Sharpie's cross country meet and so on and so on :] Okey Dokey? Here we go!...
1ST PERIOD: GYM
-Yuck Yuck Yuck!
-Coach Brown is probably the most scariest man I've ever met in my entire life, and the only way he'd be scarier is if the man had a beard...
-But Erinn's in that class! And I've gotten to know people like Clara, Sofia, and Stacey :] and...Cute Tyler :] [P.S Erinn told him so I think I can call him that here] He's the one who we kidnapped when we showed Erinn around the school a couple posts back...
-Coach Brown is a he-beast whom I strongly don't like very much. He docks you points if you have stuff on your wrists and after the mile and half the other day [We have to run it every other week or so...Not fun] I took my hair out for a second cause my loose ponytail was falling out and he DOCKED ME cause it wasn't in my hair!!! GRR!!!
-Also the other day I was SUPER late for school cause I was making muffins for Sharpie [Long story for later] and I seriously thought Brown was going to EAT me! He's so scary!
-Anywho we've been playing football and Tyler was on my team and one of the times we played he huddled us all together and told us "Ok after this game WE'RE GOING OUT FOR DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS!" we all cheered and ran out pumped. Needless to say we lost. BUT it wasn't fair cause the other team had 2 High school football players on it.
-Hate Gym but the people make it worth it and I just have to survive till Januaryish :] Happy birthday!

2ND PERIOD: BIOLOGY
-One of the 3 classes I have with my big brother but he sits in the very front and I sit in the very back corner [P.S. in all my classes I have no one sitting by me on at least one side. I think the teacher's are getting smarter/eviler]
-My biology teacher Griffin is really cool. He shows us Office clips from time to time if they apply to the lesson [Like this one about the scientific method that's really funny]
-We had baby plants we grew with our neighbor [Mine's Katerina] We named ours Robert the Zinnia Plant which is SOO much better than Sharpie's Pedro the Thyme plant. Especially cause Robert grew bigger than Pedro but sadly ROBERT DIED THE OTHER DAY! I'M HEARTBROKEN!
-Tyler R[Not to be confused with Cute Tyler] and Grandma Heather are in that class :]

TA: BERGUM
-EMMA AND TAUSHA NUFF SAID!
-Except for this...Me&Emma were passing notes during announcements and our convo went like this [Emma is first I'm second and so on..]
Hi Hannah! >:]
Hi Savage Delinquent ;]
Only my cell mates call me that!
:D Who do you think I am?
...OMGosh Hannah are you Crazy Jim? From the insane asylum?
You wish! No it's yer old pal Crazy Bill! Geez! Why does everyone mix us up!?
Probably cause you both have a lazy eye&the same straight jacket! Anyway glad to see your finally on parol!
DON'T MENTION MAH EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The glass one or the lazy one?
>:[ I'm plotting something my parole officers aren't going to appreciate!
DON'T DO IT MAN! last time I plotted something it got me a week of solitary!
Oh yeah [50 years of house arrest hurts my head..Who are you again?
Psh every criminal know my name! I'm more famous than Jack the Ripper!
Sorry! I forget you little ones! PSH! I'm the Greek god of criminals!
OH YA! I'm the godess of apples and multicolored fruits!
End of TA ;]
PERIOD 3: FRENCH
-Oh Sharpie! We've had so much fun in this class already
-It started out me sitting a row away from Sammi and Sharpie in a row of my OWN cause Jensen already hates me but now he's either more lenient or chooses to ignore us cause I moved to the seat in front of Sammi and next to Sharpie. :]
-However when we were playing Polio [This crap game where you throw a ball to people and they say there name] Jensen seperated us offically! NO! He says "Claire-Michelle and Jean Valjean talk to much!" PSH liar. :$
-Jensen is no Loughary and I kinda hate the man with a passion. He's obnoxious teaches us in different ways and has an annoying voice and mannerisms. :[ BUT he's fun to mess with :] Hee Hee Hee
-The other day I was talking to Sharpie but had to ask Jensen a question and so I turned and said "Hey buddy!" He was really confused but made me laugh!
FRENCH WILL BE CONTINUED AT A LATER DATE!
END OF POST! The school's post is going to be a saga so I can trick you guys into reading all of it and not thinking it's long >:] MWAHAHA!

Housten We Kind Of Have a Problem....

This is what I came home to yesterday...NO it's not my house but 4 houses have been burned to the ground pretty much where I walk and the entire mountain behind my house was on fire...Let's backtrack
My uncle Jon is leaving for Minneoplis on his mission Wednesday so we were all at my Grandma's in West Jordan. While there my uncle Randy told us that the COVE had been evacuated due to a fire. We knew there was a fire earlier because of smoke but we didn't really care because Camp Williams sets the hills on fire pretty much every year. BUT there was a ton of wind yesterday! I of course left my phone at home for once so the last 15ish minutes we were there I was FREAKING OUT cause Sharpie lives in the Cove!
Me Mom and Charlie left before my dad But nothing could've prepared us for litterally The WHOLE mountain line ON FIRE! I couldn't breathe I was so scared for my big brother and the rest of my siblings! Turns out Dad had the house key so we tried to card the door and it didn't work so we ended up taking the screen off of Charlie's window [which would've been really funny if I wasn't so freaked out] I hurried to call Sharpie and he answered with his usual Hey! and I demanded to know if he was OK and the jerk said "NO actually the fire caught my leg and now it's numb!" So I started freaking out even harder and he just laughed and said "Hannah it's Ok I'm fine I'm just chilling at Krysteen's" Then we talked a little bit more he made sure I was Ok and didn't have to evacuate and we hung up after explaining to each other we were NOT allowed to die!
Then I proceeded to call pretty much everyone else to make sure they were ok and to keep tabs on them all. Sharpie was the only one on mandatory evacuation but Jennifer Erinn and Kevin most definatly left.
We were all too freaked out to sleep so I got to bed around 1:30 still worrying about my friends in my sleep. But I eventually made it! Aparently though we were SUPER close to the boundaries of Evacuation around 2ish but we decided to stay here since my parents could tell we were going to be Ok. But still REALLY SCARY!
The aftermath: No one's died or been injured so far, 4 houses have pretty much been eaten, and around 1500 houses have been evacuated. The houses in the Cove are pretty much Ok I think. At least Sharpie's is? Everyone is either hanging out with friends or relatives or at the high school. School's been canceled today because it's in the evacuation zone. Mom says a bunch of people are ok to go back home but the roads coming in are all blocked. and I'm PEEVED at Camp Williams and want to do bad things to them :] But for now....THE END!

This Makes Me Wanna Pee!

I love Ikea so much I want to hug it until it crumples into a little bean-shaped ball and then I'll plant it in the ground and watch it grow into a fragrant flower then pluck it and sniff it and feed it to a cow that I'll then milk and make ice cream and scoop it up onto a cone and smash it in my face I love it that much.
COPYRIGHT SERIOUSLY SO BLESSED [Go read it it's hysterical but this is my favorite post yet ;]]

School's a comin! Very soon Promise!

Do You See Why I Love These People ?

Charlie with sock puppets saying NANNA! UM NUM NUM! Haha I've taught him very well this summer!

When the parents are gone Megan and Hannah will tend to do crazy things..Like put on makeup and pull creeper faces :]



Charlie walked in my room and was pulling faces at himself in the mirror so I took pictures while laughing.
BEST. WEDDING. RING. EVER!!! :] Haha
This is the view from the top of the mountain we walked to by the way:]


HERRIMAN GAME: Yeah we lost but so what? We had fun and I had a Coke so life was good! :]


I snuck up on these two and it looks like Sharpie's punching Erinn....DON'T WORRY HE'S NOT! but it made me laugh anyway.

Yesterday was Labor Day and I had been saying something about going to a movie with everyone. But I went and saw Despicable Me [LOVED IT so cute! and I didn't even cry! SCORE!] with Nina, Candace and Lindsey and therfore had no money. Plus Sharpie's friend from Arizona told him he HAD to watch Twilight so we hatched a plot!
Sharpie's House then a BBQ at Jill's house
Turns out only me Jennifer and Sara could go watch the movie and Derek was coming later [Oh that boy! We've learned to invite him 2 hours before everyone else comes :]]
Erinn couldn't come because her parents are very prejudiced against Sharpie since they like each other and they [as we put it] like him as a person but hate his guts! But who can blame them? I mean he's such a bad kid! :] and he punches Erinn at football games! :] and stalks little girls with pink mittens! :] :] :] [Think back to Mr. Kruegers christmas where we turned Sharpie into the stalkerish old man :]]
First we got there and his dad gave us like 20 bucks to go buy a ton of crap so his sister Amber took us.
WE GOT SOO MUCH CRAP
Sharpie had a brilliant idea to play the skittle game using Fizzy skittles...Worst idea ever! They get so nasty after awhile! I may never eat one again!
Jennifer had to leave so we started the movie
TWILIGHT MOVIE MOMENTS STARRING SHARPIE HANNAH AND SARA [BASICALLY JUST MAKING FUN OF THE MOVIE..HOPEFULLY I'M NOT RUINING IT FOR YOU. and if you don't get it...understandable we were all hyped up on skittles]
-ITS A WORM ITS A WORM ITS A WORM! HEHEHEH [Eric chasing Bella with a worm on a stick laughing nerdily which Sharpie did a creepy impression of and then reprised it saying HANNAH! IT'S A PRINGLE IT'S A PRINGLE HEHEHEH]
-I like to watch you sleep...It fascinates me [Edward to Bella or Sharpie to me or me texting Sharpie late at night :]] [P.S we were laughing SOO hard during that part and I was laying on my arm and when I sat back up my arm was streaked with mascara which of course made us laugh even harder!]
-When Bella's like having a seizure after James bites her Sharpie decided he got bit too and joined in with the seizure-like spasms. I'm surprised his mom didn't come investigate he was rolling all over the place and bumping into things and making lound thumps on the ground if that makes sense..Maybe I'll have to make a video of it sometime :] Haha
And there you go...The highlights of TWILIGHT featuring Sharpie Howerd
Then we went to have the BBBQ and went to the park and played for awhile [Derek finally came and so did Erinn since there was parental supervision not a Sharpie's house :]] Here's some pictures..Can't really put in words the fun we had cause it's more of a random mish-mosh of random FOOFer activitys..:]
Howerd and Gingy On top of the swingset because swinging like a normal child is too difficult for them :]

Erinn My new littlest sister! [If anyone has a good nickname for her please contact Chips who has no idea but she needs to have one ASAP!]

Erinn, Derek on the table, Sara, and Sharpie wearing Sara's sunglasses again. :]
What a Great Family I have.

HOORAY!

So Jennifer got me stuck on the song "Like I used to" by Rocket to the Moon [an unsigned band] and guess what I heard on 107.91?!?! I AM SO SYCHED! It's on my playlist by the way...LISTEN TO IT!

Anyway,
Busy Busy Busy again!
Thursday: Bees Game with Lindsey and her family and Coke
Friday: Herriman High Football Game WOO! with Jennifer, Katie, Sara, Sharpie, Erinn, and her little brother who's name I'm guessing was Spencer cause Sharpie kept calling him the Suspense
Today: Went to see Despicable Me with Nina, Candace, and Lindsey. It was super good!

PLUS
I have the whole first week of school post formulating in my head and I need to post
I'm redoing my room somewhat so I'm pretty excited to make it look all beautiful [By myself so you should be proud :]]

BUT
that's all I'm going to write for now so stay tuned!