MILEY CYRUS AND MICHAL CEAVER! QUICK KIDS GRAB THE CAMERA!!!

You probably know who Miley Cyrus is but let's play a guessing game to see who this awesome Michal Ceaver dude is...
-My dad told us in the car on the way to church he hears his latest song on the radio all the time
-He collaberated with Ludacris
-He sings like a 12 year old girl
Give up??? IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER!!!! :] Haha we have teased him nonstop about that for days! [Miley Cyrus is just what Kathryn yells all the time because of the commerical for Furry Vengenance that we think is funny]

Haven't heard the songs Billionaire/heaven can wait/everybody in love/everything/haven't met you yet/i'm awesome? WELL WHADDYA WAITIN FOR???? GO! LISTEN! LOVE! :] that's what me and Heather have been saying to Sharpie all week because he said we listen to gangster music. Then he listened to Billionaire cause me and Heather have been singing it in art class all the time. He loved it and sang it to us today. Guess what was stuck in our heads today? Yeah. P.S. DON'T GO SEARCHING FOR I'M AWESOME BY SPOZ!!! LISTEN TO IT ON THE RADIO OR MAKE SURE IT'S EDITED FIRST BECAUSE IT SAYS THE F WORD ALL THE TIME!!! which we told Sharpie but he ignored the warning and it made him a bad person...HAHA Jk that would never happen he's a scout! I am a scout in training and he is my scoutmaster and gave me the scout laws on a piece of paper. [I was trying to memorize it one day and relized he TOTALLY left off Cheerful so I tease him bout that MWAHAHA]

Mrs. Bowles has been our sub for the past forever while Mrs. Dowdle has her baby and we all hate her and she all hates us. Today she was stupid enough to switch me and Seth [Seth claimed I couldn't see the board so he could sit by his pal Cody] and so now I sit right in between this cute guy Dax and Gabe. Yeah you read that right GABE! It was soooo funny today in class.
-He made this face out of an index card and a paper clip that has a moving mouth named Bob Marley Jr.
-P.S. if he ever asks you to sign a card to use as a magic trick JUST SAY NO! he turns it into a contract! Now I have sold my soul to the devil and I either have to dance every single dance at every single stake dance for the rest of my life with Sharpie or I have to kiss Derek on the lips (whispered...FOR A WHOLE MINUTE!) that's what he told me Then he wrote it down, folded it up, and stuck it to the back of Bob Marley Jr. using ABC Gum. Yum. DON'T WORRY! I won't do it. Sharpie's my lawyer.
-Mrs. Bowles' daughter is Dax's big sister's best friend so Mrs. Bowles kept talking to the arguing Dax saying "Don't mouth off Mr! I have your sister's #in my cell! I know where you live! I know what your mom's name is! I know your phone #! Which me and Gabe laughed forever about cause that's super creepy!
-Gabe said something to me when we weren't supposed to talk and Mrs. Bowles comes over and says "what gabe?" and he told her something different and she goes "OH! your soo funny gabe!" Haha.
-Gabe likes to tease Jennifer a lot so here are some of the things he told me and told me to put on the ol' blog using Jennifer's name:
-[insert name of person you don't like here] so fat it takes a bus and three trains to get to her good side...Just Kidding! She don't have a good side!
-[INOPYDLH]is such a sucky football player she threw a football at the ground and missed!
-[INOPYDLH]is so dumb she couldn't tell up from down if she got three guesses
-[INOPYDLH]is so poor, I went to her house and grabbed a paper plate, and she told me not to use the good china :] That one's my favorite
Signature Gabe: Haaaaa! said in obnoxious tone :]
P.S. I have a picture of Gabe and Bob Marley Jr. and it will be up sometime.

Me and the FOOFers are having a movie night most likely on Friday and I'm so excited!!! It was originally just me Sharpie and Jennifer hanging out and watching sports movies until I love them. But now all the other brothers want to be included and me and Sharpie will probably do our Goldfish/Skittles eating contest then :] I HOPE IT HAPPENS IT WILL BE SOOOOO FUN!!!

P.P.S. TODAY APRIL 21ST THERE WAS ANOTHER MAN MISTAKEN FOR JUSTIN BIEBER...CHRISTIAN FLEEBER! :] HAHA THANKS MOM! and P.P.P.S THE MOVIE PARTY IS A GO :]

Jaws Of Heck...HAHAHA!

So I have forgotten to post about Rudel's History class lately which basically sucks because it's one of the funniest class periods of the day and goes by pretty fast which is awesome because it's the last class period. Plus since our class has all three pod classes together, we're almost like one big crazy family. We even call Mr. Rudel "Elder" or "Father Rudel" depending on how we feel that day. Kyle, Dillan, and Seth are the funniest ones in that class because they shout out funny things:
-Like the other day we were talking about the slaves having to pick cotton and Kyle says "My grandpa picked cotton once and he said it was like opening the jaws of HECK*!" but he didn't say heck so he was abruptly slapped.
-We had to invent raps one day about history and Cody and Seth were partners and made one up to the tune of "lollipop" that went kind of like this: Washington Washington oh washy washy washy washington! Come on cody tell me why his hair was whiter than a polar bears...."
-Today Maddie brought us all Tootsie Pops that were in a red white and blue bag. We proceeded to eat them in English and annoy the heck out of our sub.
-In history Kyle stole the bag and made a hat out of it.
Rudel decided that we wouldn't have enough time to finish the "game" so we were going to discuss the test but we spent the entire class time laughing...Why? Well he was telling us why he likes teaching 8th graders better than the high schoolers:
-He looked as Kyle and his hat and says well because they're HILARIOUS! 7th grade wouldn't know how to make a hat if they had someone holding their hand through the way. 9th graders would be too cool to wear them but 8th grade think it's the coolest thing ever.
-Then he stole Kyle's hat and Kyle says DON'T THROW IT AWAY IT'S PATRIOTIC! and Rudel says it's not patriotic, this my friend is the jaws of heck* :]
-Then we were laughing because Dillan was eating a blue sucker and Trying to turn his ENTIRE tongue blue
-Plus a lot more but there was a lot I don't remember and you just had to be there.
THANKS RUDEL & POD CLASSES FOR THE KICKS AND GIGGLES!!!

At lunch I was telling Jennifer and Sharpie how when I was at Wingers yesterday with my family we did the 2 for $20 and it came with a HUGE piece of pie that had a lot of whipped cream so I took an accidentaly huge spoonful of it and my mom told me I had to eat the entire spoonful. So I did and none of it even got on my face! So I was proud of myself and Sharpie yells "You didn't get any on your face and didn't have to wear a bib...Good job! I'm so proud of you!" Then later I was telling Katie if I cleaned my house we could probably have a sleepover tonight. So Sharpie yells again "WOAH! NO BIB AND A CLEAN ROOM LOOK WHO'S GROWING UP SO FAST! I'M SO PROUD!!!" HEHE that was enough to put me in a good mood...until of course Wesley snuck up behind me and gave me a hug uuuuuuhhhhh....Shudder! :] But seriously though...that kid is the most pshychotic stalker and of course he follows US around.
Well that's basically it so TATA!

UTAH'S THE BESTEST! NO! NOT THE SCHOOL!

Let me tell you...basically since the day I met Sharpie we've had a Who's Better? Utah or Arizona fight/war! It continued today from the end of 3rd period clear to the end of 7th when Sharpie declared a truce because he didn't want to Shun me any more :) So at lunch me and Lindsey were working together to come up with reasons why Utah's better. He always had a comeback too...Here are some of our most memorable ones P.S. S=Sharpie M=Me:
-Arches S: Oh GREAT! I'm giving up because I can't come up with a better reason than ARCHES! M:I MEANT ARCHES NATIONAL PARK!
-Fry Sauce S:I don't even like fry sauce!
-Lindsey says Polygamy! S: Oh wow Arizona can't possibly win against Arches, Fry Sauce, and the Polygs!
Haha! That's basically all I can remember :) But he was mad at me!

But that also could've been because today at gym he was downstairs playing volleyball but I was upstairs walking on the track because we had options and I'm still in recovery (Heather and Sharpie kept making fun of me in art class cause I couldn't talk off and on) with Nina and Sammi so his team hit it so hard once it landed on the track (our gym is two stories with the track being above the gym so you can lean over the rail and jump into the gym if you wanted to break your neck)
so I ran over and threw it back to him (which us being so in sync he caught it right where I aimed...at his hand) The second time it happened I was kind of far away but 3 girls just looked at it so Sharpie eventually decided to run up the side stairs to grab it. I saw this as a perfect oppurtunity to haul butt over there and throw it back to his teammates before he could :) I thought he would catch me before I could since he's so fast but it was over the railing before he even showed up. Then he ran up the stairs, looked around for a minute, then pointed at me and yells "HANNAH!" HAHA! Then I said "I love ya buddy!" in a innocent way and he said I'M SHUNNING YOU! and ran down the stairs :) Best.Gym Period.Ever MLIA :) (go to that website)
So there is my eventful day with the best big brother in the world. The End. :) Love, CHIPS :)

STAKE DANCE IS TOMORROW!

and I'm finally well enough to go to school! (I've had the flu for 2 days and didn't go to school yesterday!) Hooray! this will be the best one yet except that Sara's probably not going to go. :( Here are some quizzes I've been taking until carpool comes in 20 minutes :)

Quizzes Girls Games

Quizzes Girls Games

Uhm...Ok?

Quizzes Girls Games

Quizzes Girls Games

PSH I WISH!
Ok carpool will be here any minute so talk to you Sundayish :) BYE!

Pictures Anybody??? :)

Why Hello!




The one of me and Sara, Katie, and Lindsey is from the first stake dance :)
WOAH! BROTHER OVERLOAD!:








P.S. The one of the cardboard Mexican guy is one of the 2 people Mr. Loughary had on his wall that the boys in my class messed with daily which led to their removal :( The one with Zach or the little boy with the binkie is where my other cousin Livvy bit him on the cheek AHM! :) See ya!
P.P.S. That poster with Zac Efron is from National French Week that me and my friends loved the most and he's saying "MY HAIR IS SO ATTRACTIVE!" :) In case I haven't said before thats what me and Jennifer were looking at and we were talking to Sharpie and saying Your's is the Zac Efron one Right? then turned around cause he wasn't answering and he was trying to pull his head out of my locker...HAHA! Good bye for reals now!

Sexxy Armani Returns From Vegas!

And BOY! IT WAS FUN!!! Both of my mom's brothers Jeff and Jeremy live there now so we went to visit them...Here is what we did (Pictures coming sometime later):
WEDNESDAY:
*I checked out after lunch and went home and packed the car
*Me Colby and Megan ended up riding in my grandparents truck with them
*I had no service the entire short time I was in Arizona which annoyed me!
*We ate at McDonalds in Mesquite and I totally played on the play place...I was so proud that I fit!
*We finally got there! My family stayed at Melinda's house while Jill's family stayed at Jeremy's house (Grandpa stayed at the Sun Coast hotel cause he's a party pooper ;)
THURSDAY:
*We headed down to the strip!
*We went to Caesar's palace and watched the talking statue show which freaked out the little kids.
*While there we taste tested some AMAZING gelato! Too bad it was expensive!
*We were going to go to FAO Schwartz but they recently closed up and remodeled :(
*I felt fancy while we were there because we passed all these expensive designer stores like Louis Vouitton and such
*Then we walked across the street to the Belagio and saw the big gardens inside but they didn't have the fountain show while we were there so we missed it this time around :(
*Then we were going to eat at In N Out Burger but we couldn't find it so we ate at Wendys
*Then we all went home for naps and I sat outside and tanned while I read a book :)
*The weather was never lower than 65 the whole time we were there
*Later we all ate dinner together and played this funny game called MATTHEW! where we discovered my family's funny side while listening to Jeff sing opera loudly.
FRIDAY:
*We went on a hike in Red Rocks and hiked up next to a waterfall
*Then we ate lunch at this awesome park about 25 minutes away that had 2 HUGE playgrounds and it was fun
*We came home and I called some of my pals
*I discovered the Nintendo that I used to play with Jeff before his mission and I lived with my grandparents (I was about 3 or 4) and found out I still ROCK at Diddy Kong Racing which was my favorite and still is (I think they should remake it for the Wii like they did with super mario and make it even better)
*We ate the BEST food the whole time we were there like baked potatoes :)
*That's about it but as Jeff said constantly HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY TWERPS!
SATURDAY:
*Why it was the Annual Sorenson Easter Egg Hunt of course!
*The guys hid the eggs in the green belt down the street which is for water drainage but they turned it into a grassy strip with a sidewalk and some benchs..Some of them link to make a Frisbee golf court.
*Like I always say...Holidays are just an excuse to get fat! for we got a TON of candy!
*Jeff heated up his pool so we all climbed in...At first it was FREEZING! cause it hadn't warmed yet so it was only like 74 :( BRR!
*By the time it was warm all the moms had left to go inside and it was just a handful of cousins and my dad, jeff, and jeremy
*We decided to create a whirlpool so we ran in a circle creating a current which ended up just acting like a lazy river. Then we ran the opposite way against the current :)
*We swam for about 2 hours it was that fun!
*Me and the cousins continued to play Diddy Kong Racing.
SUNDAY:
*We had to pack up and say good bye to Vegas :(
*I really love it there and might have to live there when I'm old and wrinklyer...We almost did back when my dad didn't have a job but he found one at eTrade so we stayed here. My mom suggested we move there now but I have grown attached to my pals so NO GO!
*We ate lunch in St. George at Arbys and there was this really cute guy there that was either 15 or 16 cause he could drive :) Hee Hee!
*Me and Megan and Colby got super hyper so after lunch Grandma kept us calm by playing a 2 hour game of Guess what animal I'm thinking of?
*We finally got home and guess what we found? WELCOME BACK TO UTAH! LITTLE BIT OF SNOW IN THE MOUNTAINS AND ON MONDAY YOUR'E LUCKY IF IT'S OVER 60! Grr! Oh well I love living here anyway!
So there's our trip stuck inside a TEENY TINY NUTSHELL! Thanks Minda and Emily for providing a great time! LOVE YOU GUYS!